Saturday, June 16, 2007
Hell-Razah - Renaissance (Feat. Timbo King, Tragedy Khadafi & R.A. The Rugged Man)
Hot song but the video is weak
So You Think You Can Dance - Lacy & Kameron
This was such a passionate poetical performance that I had to post it, check it out:
Friday, June 15, 2007
Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer Virus
There is a virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means. DO NOT TOUCH IT.
This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means. DO NOT TOUCH IT.
This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
Thursday, June 14, 2007
AllHipHop.Com - Rev. Run Signs Million Dollar Book Deal; Encourage People To "Take Back Your Family
Rap pioneer and former Run-DMC member Joseph "Reverend Run" Simmons has inked a deal with Gotham Books worth more than $1 million and will write a new, untitled book addressing the issues of a family. To promote the book, Rev. Run and his wife Justine will embark on a bus tour described as a mobile, multi-media, and multi-faceted campaign, which will provide a direct way of spreading their gospel to the public."It's exciting for me and my wife to go out on tour and to get involved with the people," Rev. Run told AllHipHop.com. "It's one thing to have a show, it's another thing to touch people." In the new book, Rev. Run and Justine will reveal their keys to successful parenting and provide tips on how to have a close and productive family.
For the full story log on: http://www.allhiphop.com/hiphopnews/?ID=7225
For the full story log on: http://www.allhiphop.com/hiphopnews/?ID=7225
Chapstick
This is priceless . . . You'll be sooooooo glad you stopped whatever you are doing to read it!!
The Ellen Show was on and she read this submission to a contest from a viewer:
So, we had this great 10 year old cat named Jack who just recently died. Jack was a great cat and the kids would carry him around and sit on him and nothing ever bothered him. He used to hang out and nap all day long on this mat in our bathroom.
Well, we have 3 kids and at the time of this story they were 4 years old, 3 years old and 1 year old. The middle one is Eli. Eli really loves chapstick. LOVES IT. He kept asking to use my chapstick and then losing it. So finally one day I showed him where in the bathroom I keep my chapstick and how he could use it whenever he wanted to but he needed to put it right back in the drawer when he was done.
Last year on Mother's Day, we were having the typical rush around and try to get ready for Church with everyone crying and carrying on. My two boys are fighting over the toy in the cereal box. I am trying to nurse my little one at the same time I am putting on my make-up. Everything is a mess and everyone has long forgotten that this is a wonderful day to honor me and the amazing job that is motherhood.
We finally have the older one and the baby loaded in the car and I am looking for Eli. I have searched everywhere and I finally round the corner to go into the bathroom. And there was Eli. He was applying my chapstick very carefully to Jack's . . . rear end. Eli looked right into my eyes and said "chapped." Now if you have a cat, you know that he is right--their little butts do look pretty chapped. And, frankly, Jack didn't seem to mind.
And the only question to really ask at that point was whether it was the FIRST time Eli had done that to the cat's behind or the hundredth. And THAT is my favorite Mother's Day moment ever because it reminds us that no matter how hard we try to civilize these glorious little creatures, there will always be that day when you realize they've been using your chapstick on the cat's butt.
The Ellen Show was on and she read this submission to a contest from a viewer:
So, we had this great 10 year old cat named Jack who just recently died. Jack was a great cat and the kids would carry him around and sit on him and nothing ever bothered him. He used to hang out and nap all day long on this mat in our bathroom.
Well, we have 3 kids and at the time of this story they were 4 years old, 3 years old and 1 year old. The middle one is Eli. Eli really loves chapstick. LOVES IT. He kept asking to use my chapstick and then losing it. So finally one day I showed him where in the bathroom I keep my chapstick and how he could use it whenever he wanted to but he needed to put it right back in the drawer when he was done.
Last year on Mother's Day, we were having the typical rush around and try to get ready for Church with everyone crying and carrying on. My two boys are fighting over the toy in the cereal box. I am trying to nurse my little one at the same time I am putting on my make-up. Everything is a mess and everyone has long forgotten that this is a wonderful day to honor me and the amazing job that is motherhood.
We finally have the older one and the baby loaded in the car and I am looking for Eli. I have searched everywhere and I finally round the corner to go into the bathroom. And there was Eli. He was applying my chapstick very carefully to Jack's . . . rear end. Eli looked right into my eyes and said "chapped." Now if you have a cat, you know that he is right--their little butts do look pretty chapped. And, frankly, Jack didn't seem to mind.
And the only question to really ask at that point was whether it was the FIRST time Eli had done that to the cat's behind or the hundredth. And THAT is my favorite Mother's Day moment ever because it reminds us that no matter how hard we try to civilize these glorious little creatures, there will always be that day when you realize they've been using your chapstick on the cat's butt.
Wednesday, June 13, 2007
Im Just Waiting For The Bus
Some guy is waiting on the street for a bus when a prostitute solicits him. At first he tells her no but when she persists he decides to kick her ass.
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Im Just Waiting For The Bus - Watch more free videos
Dr. Phil Prank Phone Call
A woman falls hook line and sinker for the Dr. Phil soundboard. She falls for it so bad that I think she starts to cry at the end.
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Dr. Phil Prank Phone Call - Watch more free videos
Huge Turtle Found In Ocean
Four pictures of the largest turtle in the world.
Huge Turtle Found In Ocean - Funny bloopers are a click away
Huge Turtle Found In Ocean - Funny bloopers are a click away
When Drifting Goes Bad
A Mazda RX-7 at a car show attempts to do some drifting but fails. Someone needs to check their lug nuts.
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When Drifting Goes Bad - Watch more free videos
Vet Cure
A Veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor.
The doctor asked her all the usual questions: what were the symptoms, how long had they been occurring, etc..
Suddenly, she interrupted him: "Hey look, I'm a vet - I don't need to ask my patients these kind of questions: I can tell what's wrong just by looking." She smugly added, "Why can't you?"
The doctor nodded, stood back, looked her up and down, quickly wrote out a prescription, handed it to her and said,
"There you are. Of course, if that doesn't work, we'll have to have you put to sleep."
The doctor asked her all the usual questions: what were the symptoms, how long had they been occurring, etc..
Suddenly, she interrupted him: "Hey look, I'm a vet - I don't need to ask my patients these kind of questions: I can tell what's wrong just by looking." She smugly added, "Why can't you?"
The doctor nodded, stood back, looked her up and down, quickly wrote out a prescription, handed it to her and said,
"There you are. Of course, if that doesn't work, we'll have to have you put to sleep."
Police News Headlines
- Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers
- Safety Experts say school bus passengers should be belted
- Drunk gets nine months in violin case
- Juvenile court to try shooting defendant
- Killer sentenced to die for second time in 10 years
- Drunken drivers paid $1000 in '84
- Stolen Painting Found By Tree
- Judge To Rule On Nude Beach
- Police Discover Crack In Australia
- Men Recommend More Clubs For Wives
- Two Convicts Evade Noose; Jury Hung
- Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing
Tuesday, June 12, 2007
Boys who found money loses reward
TAMPA, Fla. (UPI) -- Two Florida boys who became national heroes five years ago when they turned in $4,000 in cash they found on the street are looking for their reward money.
The money appears to have been put in a bank account for Jarvarious Jones and Oscar Carter. But no one knows where the account is, The Tampa Tribune reported.
"We've been trying since February to find out where the account was set up and no one will help us or tell us anything," said Keisha Hamilton, Carter's mother.
The boys were 13-year-old students at Greco Middle School in Tampa when they found the money in four envelopes near their bus stop.
Hamilton says Greco administrators promised to set up an account. But no one admits being the person who did.
Carter is now an 18-year-old community college student and the experience has left him disillusioned. He said he sometimes wishes he and Jones had not been so honest.
"I could have used that money to get clothes, pay some bills and help my family," he said. "But I did the right thing and now people aren't helping me. I've learned not to trust anyone."
Copyright 2007 by United Press International
The money appears to have been put in a bank account for Jarvarious Jones and Oscar Carter. But no one knows where the account is, The Tampa Tribune reported.
"We've been trying since February to find out where the account was set up and no one will help us or tell us anything," said Keisha Hamilton, Carter's mother.
The boys were 13-year-old students at Greco Middle School in Tampa when they found the money in four envelopes near their bus stop.
Hamilton says Greco administrators promised to set up an account. But no one admits being the person who did.
Carter is now an 18-year-old community college student and the experience has left him disillusioned. He said he sometimes wishes he and Jones had not been so honest.
"I could have used that money to get clothes, pay some bills and help my family," he said. "But I did the right thing and now people aren't helping me. I've learned not to trust anyone."
Copyright 2007 by United Press International
Modernistic lighting panel in development
CHAMPAIGN, Ill. (UPI) -- U.S. scientists are developing thin, lightweight panels that could be used for residential and commercial lighting, as well as biomedical applications.
Copyright 2007 by United Press International
"Built of aluminum foil, sapphire and small amounts of gas, the panels are less than 1 millimeter thick, and can hang on a wall like picture frames," said University of Illinois Professor Gary Eden.
As conventional fluorescent lights, microcavity plasma lamps use glow-discharges in which atoms of a gas are excited by electrons and radiate light. Unlike fluorescent lights, however, microcavity plasma lamps produce the plasma in microscopic pockets and require no ballast, reflector or heavy metal housing.
Eden said the panels are lighter, brighter and more efficient than incandescent lights and are expected, with further engineering, to approach or surpass the efficiency of fluorescent lighting.
"Each lamp is approximately the diameter of a human hair," said visiting research scientist Sung-Jin Park, lead author of a paper describing the research. "We can pack an array of more than 250,000 lamps into a single panel."
The research appears in the June issue of the Journal of Physics D: Applied Physics.
Copyright 2007 by United Press International
Monday, June 11, 2007
Allhiphop.Com: Byrd Gang Rapper Stack Bundles Murdered In New York
Queens, New York rapper and Byrd Gang member Stack Bundles was shot and killed this morning (June 11) in New York. While details are sketchy, sources affiliated with the Stack Bundles told AllHipHop.com that the rapper was shot by unknown assailants in front of his home earlier this morning (June 11). Stack Bundles was from Far Rocaway in Queens, New York. The last time he was seen alive was at Stereo nightclub, where he and an entourage had an incident-free evening. Stack Bundles was affiliated with DJ Clue's Desert Storm and later became a member of Jim Jones' Byrd Gang group. He recorded with a variety of artists, including Fabolous, Lil Wayne, Joe Budden, Max B., Juelz Santana, Jim Jones and others.
For the full story log on: http://www.allhiphop.com/hiphopnews/?ID=7207
For the full story log on: http://www.allhiphop.com/hiphopnews/?ID=7207
Dear Yahoo!:
Dear Yahoo!:
Is the postmaster general really a general?
FrankNew Orleans, Louisiana
Dear Frank:
The postmaster general (PMG) has one of the coolest job titles in the United States government. But the position, while important, has little to do with the military.
User-edited Wikipedia states that until 1971, the PMG served on the president's cabinet and was part of the presidential line of succession. Not anymore. Nowadays, the PMG is considered more of a high-level business executive. After all, you need a shrewd business sense to compete with UPS, FedEx, and, of course, that darn Internet.
The current postmaster general is a fella named Jack Potter. According to the postal service's official site, Mr. Potter has a degree in economics and earned his master's degree from Massachusetts Institute of Technology. He doesn't have the authority to send postal workers off to war, but as far as we can tell, he does have final say when it comes to postage-rate increases. That's a lot of power.
Is the postmaster general really a general?
FrankNew Orleans, Louisiana
Dear Frank:
The postmaster general (PMG) has one of the coolest job titles in the United States government. But the position, while important, has little to do with the military.
User-edited Wikipedia states that until 1971, the PMG served on the president's cabinet and was part of the presidential line of succession. Not anymore. Nowadays, the PMG is considered more of a high-level business executive. After all, you need a shrewd business sense to compete with UPS, FedEx, and, of course, that darn Internet.
The current postmaster general is a fella named Jack Potter. According to the postal service's official site, Mr. Potter has a degree in economics and earned his master's degree from Massachusetts Institute of Technology. He doesn't have the authority to send postal workers off to war, but as far as we can tell, he does have final say when it comes to postage-rate increases. That's a lot of power.
Sunday, June 10, 2007
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