Havoc’s solo LP The Kush in stores September 18.
Video: Hollywood Hav in the studio:
Saturday, August 4, 2007
Havoc’s solo LP The Kush in stores September 18.
Havoc’s solo LP The Kush in stores September 18.
Video: Hollywood Hav in the studio:
Friday, August 3, 2007
Black Testicles?
Black Testicles?
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial aponge bath. Nurse ", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them,Sir!!"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely......
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial aponge bath. Nurse ", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them,Sir!!"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely......
******A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?******
Old people have problems that you haven't even considered yet:
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for A sperm count as part of his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this Jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the Doctor's' office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on The previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man Explained, "Well, doc, it's like this -- first I tried with my right hand, but Nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her Right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her Mouth, fir St with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.
We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and She tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried Squeezin it between her knees, but still nothing.
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor? The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the Jar open.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this Jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the Doctor's' office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on The previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man Explained, "Well, doc, it's like this -- first I tried with my right hand, but Nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her Right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her Mouth, fir St with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.
We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and She tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried Squeezin it between her knees, but still nothing.
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor? The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the Jar open.
Wu-Tang Clan Interview
Video interview with the Wu-Tang Clan who discuss their forthcoming album '8 Diagrams'.
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