Sunday, December 31, 2006

Stephanie's Drinks From Zeke Quezada

A wild woman and her Drinks ... Here is a list of the drinks that My wife's good looking friend recommended I include in my regular rotation of gambling beverages. My personal favorite title, "Grandma's Ass Sweat". Don't taste it, let me just say a main ingredient is Old English 800 malt liquor. I had not had that since high school.

Jack & Coke

- 1 part(s) Jack Daniels

- 1 part(s) Coke or Other Soft Drink


Sex on the Beach (NYC Style) - 3/4 oz Vodka

- 3/4 oz Peach Schnapps

- Half glass(es) Cranberry Juice

- Half glass(es) Orange Juice


Sex on the Beach 1

- 1 oz Vodka

- 1/2 oz Peach Schnapps

- 1 dash(es) Grenadine

- Fill glass(es) Orange Juice


Slow Comfortable Screw Against A Wall

- 1 part(s) Orange Juice

- 1-1/2 oz Vodka

- 1-2 splash(es) Sloe Gin

- 1-2 splash(es) Southern Comfort

- 1-2 splash(es) Galliano

Directions/Comments: A variation on a classic, mix all over ice and enjoy!


Fuzzy Navel

- 1 1/2 oz Peach Schnapps

- Fill part(s) Orange Juice


Rag Pussy

- 3/4 oz Malibu Rum

- 3/4 oz Razzmatazz or Chambord

- 1 dash(es) Goldschlager or Peppermint Schnapps

- 1 dash(es) 7-Up

- 1 dash(es) Cranberry Juice

Directions/Comments: Shaken and poured into shooter glass


Chicken Piss

- 2 shot(s) Tequila

- Fill glass(es) Apple Juice


Wrinkled Pecker

- 1/2 shot(s) Rumplemintz

- 1/2 shot(s) Apple Pucker


Hooker with a Penis

- 4 oz Jack Daniels

- 2 oz Apple Pucker

- 6 oz Coke


Blue Balls

- 2 shot(s) Vodka

- 1 part(s) Blue Razzberry Kool-Aid


XXX

- 1 part(s) Blue Curacao

- 1 part(s) Bailey's Irish Cream

- 1 part(s) Amaretto


Grandma's Ass Sweat

- 3/4 pint(s) Old English Malt Liquor

- 1 oz Bombay Sapphire Gin

- 1 oz Bacardi Rum 151

- 1-2 splash(es) Dr. Pepper

Directions/Comments: Mix the Old English, gin, and rum in the glass (chilled). Splash the Dr. Pepper and lick Grandma's ass!


White Silk Panties

- 1 part(s) Vodka

- 1 part(s) Peach Schnapps

- 1 part(s) 7-Up

Directions/Comments: In a shaker mix equal parts of each and shake with ice, pour into shot glass.


Brazen Hussy

-1 part vodka

-1 part triple sec

1 ½ part lemon juice

Shake into a glass


Manhattan

- 2 oz Rye Whiskey

- 1/2 oz Sweet Vermouth

- 1 dash(es) Angostura Bitters (optional)

Directions/Comments: Shake with cracked ice and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Can substitute bourbon instead of rye.

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