The Perfect Husband

Several men are in the locker room of their private golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

• MAN: "Hello."
• WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
• MAN: "Yes."
• WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
• MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
• WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006 models. I saw one I really liked"
• MAN: "How much?"
• WOMAN: "$89,999."
• MAN: "OK, but for that price, you want it with all the options."
• WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ..... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
• MAN: "Well, then, why not go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, you can go the extra 50 thousand. It is a fairly good price."
• WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!! THANK YOU!!!"
• MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape..... Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"