Wednesday, December 19, 2007

What's in Store for EBay? Outlook Hazy.

News Provided by WiReD.

This is what we know about eBay's current state of affairs based on recent news: a) CEO Meg Whitman is apparently following Mitt Romney on the campaign trail; b) John Donahoe, head of eBay's marketplace division, has been fingered as a potential CEO successor, and he's complaining to anyone who will listen that the site looks like a flea market; and c) eBay users are mad as hell and they're writing to the New York Times to complain about it.

From where we're sitting, it looks pretty chaotic. eBay's CEO is out playing politics; one of the highest-ranking executives is publicly trashing the business; and customers are apparently planning a revolt. There are roughly 248 million registered users on eBay -- and while not all of them are going to be happy, the company's listings fell 3 percent during the first nine months of 2007, which indicates that a huge chunk of its customer base is taking its business elsewhere.

It's a funny thing, though: Shares of eBay are holding up fine in what has been a fairly shaky market. The stock is up 6 percent year-to-date. And while consumer sentiment seems deeply negative, investors are pretty mixed on the matter.

"I think that there's an increasingly divided view of eBay's fortunes," says Derek Brown, an analyst at Cantor Fitzgerald. "There are some, like myself, who believe the company is far from fixing its problems. And there are others who believe they are well on their way to fixing their problems."

Steve Jurvetson, venture capitalist (featured in the above photo) and managing director at Draper Fisher Jurvetson seems to fall into the latter category.

"I think the eBay for services will one day be a bigger opportunity than the eBay for physical goods . . .," Jurvetson told EPICENTER. "Skype lets them get into a really big business; it is early days still for Skype's potential. Wifi dual-mode phones are a key next step... Skype on PCs was an accident. It was always designed for mobility... And a trillion dollars of global telecom services are ripe for restructuring."

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Ghost & Meth Wu-Tang Webisodes

American Godfather CDQ Download


Click on the image below to view the credits



DJ Skee & Jay-Z - American Godfather




LL Cool J Speaks On Def Jam & Exit 13

Behind the scenes of Diddy’s Ciroc Commerical II

Duo Live feat. Fabolous & Al B. Sure- Princess

Fab murdered the track!!!

The Wire - Official Season Five Trailer

The Great Debaters Trailer

Bank Raid

Amazing how this cops never saw the robbers. They were right there, sitting infront of them... LITERALLY!!!!!!!

A Camel drink a coke

This camel is very thirsty that he even manage to drink a coke straight from it's bottle!

Monday, December 17, 2007

AllHipHop: Sheek Louch Planning New Solo Album

D-Block member Sheek Louch is planning to release a new album titled Silverback Gorilla, which will hit stores in March of 2008. The album is the second release from Sheek Louch since D-Block Records inked a marketing and services deal with Koch Records in 2005. A number of top rappers will appear on the album with Sheek Louch, including D-Block co-founders Jadakiss and Styles P, as well is UGK member Bun B., Dipset member Jim Jones, The Game and South Bronx rapper Fat Joe. "Sheek Louch is a successful core Koch artist and he defines gangsta rap in New York," said Alan Grunblatt, General Manager and Executive Vice President of Records. The first single and video "Keep Pushin'" will hit radio and video outlets shortly.

For the full story log on: AllHipHop.Com

AllHipHop: Will Smith's 'I Am Legend' Sets Box Office Record

Will Smith’s film success continues, as his latest sci-fi thriller I Am Legend has topped the United States Box Office. I Am Legend, which was released on December 14, raked in over $76.5 million dollars, making it the highest grossing movie ever released in the month of December. I Am Legend shattered the $72 million dollar record set by The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, which was released in 2003. The movie features Smith, 39, as a virologist survives a man-made virus that has wiped out most of civilization on earth.

For the full story log on: AllHipHop.Com

MJ's Top 10 Slam Dunks

AiR MiX

Michael Jordan Buzzer Beaters

Top 10 Amazing Michael Jordan

Juvenile - Ha

Juvenile - Back That Ass Up

Will Ferrell is The Phantom of the Opera

Borat Meets David Letterman

O.J. Simpson's Rejected Product

Seal's performances on the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show (2007)

HECTOR "EL FATHER" FEAT. WISIN Y YANDEL- EL TELEFONO

Wisin Y Yandel - Pam Pam

Wisin y Yandel - Sexy Movimiento LIVE

Dru Hill - In my bed (So So Def remix)

Dru Hill- How Deep Is Your Love

Groove Theory - Tell Me

Craig Mack - Flava in ya Ear Remix

Bugatti Veyron vs BMW M3

Smartcar Slams Into Concrete Barrier at 70MPH

Gucci Mane - Hella Ones ... 18+

Warning at the beginning of the video!!!

Sean Kingston - KINGSTON

The Dark Knight Trailer

Angel Lola Luv XXL Photoshoot

GZA Disses 50 Cent Some More

Cristian Alexanda ft. Ja Rule - Too Fine

Common Testify (9 Minute Short Film)

Beanie Sigel Hot 97 Interview(Sigel Says Things Ain’t Good At The Roc)

Big Lou - Stop Hittin Me

Saturday, December 15, 2007

Did You Know: The Human Body

This video is really cool, it tells a bunch of little known but insane facts about the human body. Im gonna use some of these as openers tonight at the bars.


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Man Sleepwalks off Balcony

If you have a tendency to sleepwalk you might not want to in a ground floor apartment. This man learns that lesson the hard way.


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Friday, December 14, 2007

Gas Truck Ignites At Station

This driver gets a phone call on his cell phone while on the top of a tanker and the cell actually ignites the gasoline setting him on fire.


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Waitress Falls Through Window


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Worst Ambulance Ride Ever

When you put an injured person on a stretcher always make sure the back of the ambulance door is securely locked. Otherwise something like this might happen...


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Old Man Goes Nuts In Car Wash

The police report states that this old guy went nuts in a car was because he lost his glasses. All of it was captured by CCTV. I think he realized it was time for Wapner.


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Horse Faceplants

This horse is the equivalent to a sober driver that runs into a tree. Then just like a bad driver the horse gets up quick and acts like its not his fault.


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Thursday, December 13, 2007

Crank Dat Spiderman

Crank Dat Batman

Crank Dat Lion King

Crank Dat Star Wars

Crank Dat Superman

Crank Dat Roosevelt

Gingerbread Man Haka

Funny Cats

Funny Vids I Found...

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

German Cop Crashes Kids Bike

A German cop stops this kid and takes away his motorcycle. During the process of confiscating it he ends up crashing it into a tree.


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How A Computer Hard Drive Works

Pretty cool video explaining how a computer hard drive works. If only they could make sandwiches too.


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Biker Tries To Out Run Garage Door


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Gymnast Gets Owned On High Bar

Those safety strings might keep you from slamming into the ground but as a tradeoff they swing you head first into a concrete wall.


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GZA Of Wu-Tang Disses 50 Cent & Soulja Boy

Styles P - Please Listen To My Mixtape

Styles P - Flashing Lights

Styles P - Juice Bar

Styles P - Bling Bling

Styles P - Old School

Styles P - 5 Star General

Styles P - Where My Homiez?

Styles P - Young G'z (Feat. Bully)

Styles P - Play The Game

Sean Kingston - Gotta Move Faster

Angie Interview Ghostface

Semi-Pro

DJ Premier and Blaq Poet on Westwood TV

AZ - The Hardest (Feat. Styles P)

Styles P Freestyle on Sirius Radio

Cormega - Get Out My Way

Talib Kweli Mic Sessions Episode

Monday, December 10, 2007

Fasten Seat Belts

Flying to Los Angeles from San Francisco the other day, a passenger noticed that the "Fasten Seat Belts" sign was kept lit during the whole journey although the flight was a particularly smooth one.

Just before landing, he asked the stewardess about it.

"Well," she explained, "up front there are 17 University of California girls going to Los Angeles for the weekend.

"In back, there are 25 Coast Guard enlistees. What would you do?"

A pickpocket in court

A pickpocket was up in court for a series of petty crimes.

The judge said, "Mr. Banks you are hereby fined $100."

The lawyer stood up and said, "Thank you, your honor. My client only has $75 on him at this time, but if you'd allow him a few minutes in the crowd..."

Painted dummy doesn't fool highway police

SEATTLE (UPI) -- A driver who put a hat-wearing, clothed dummy in his car's passenger seat when using a high-occupancy vehicle lane didn't fool a Washington state trooper.

The trooper said when he first saw the fake passenger in a vehicle on northbound Interstate 5 Friday, he knew something suspicious was going on, The Seattle Times reported.

After pulling over the 27-year-old driver, the trooper found the passenger was actually just a dummy -- painted beige to give it a human appearance. The mannequin also had been adorned with a sweatshirt and a hat, the trooper said.

The driver couldn't explain himself to the trooper, who wrote up a $124 ticket for illegal use of the HOV-lane, the Times said.


Copyright 2007 by United Press International

Sunday, December 9, 2007

CompUSA To Close Up Shop

PC Retailer CompUSA plans to close all its stores after the holidays, part of a sale of its assets to Gordon Brothers Group, a restructuring firm. CompUSA, owned by the Mexican based firm Grupo Carso SA, has 103 stores in 68 markets. Reports said that Gordon Brothers would look to sell individual stores in certain markets and close those that it could not sell.

CompUSA was founded in 1984 and rose to national prominence under the guidance of Nathan Morton. As chairman and CEO, Morton led CompUSA from two stores and $60 million in sales as SoftWarehouse to its standing as a multibillion-dollar national retailer in less than five years. He was posthumously honored as a member of CRN's Industry Hall of Fame in 2006. He succumbed to cancer at the age of 57 in 2005.

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eBay'er wants $15,000 for Darth Vader Wii

Yeah, just about anything gets ratcheted up a couple levels on the fantasmical scale if Darth Vader makes a cameo, but seriously, $15,000 for a Dark Side Wii? To be frank, this auction has spoof written all over it, but whatever the case, redferndesign is offering up a "limited edition" (one of four, supposedly) Wii system with a red CD input LED, an all black motif, Darth Vader imprinted on the side and a pair of black Wiimotes / nunchucks. Also of note, the Wiimote pictured must be one of the rarest ever, particularly when you consider the previously nonexistent "x" and "y" buttons and the rectangular power switch. Even if the console (alone) is indeed modded up, there's no way anyone in their right mind will cough up that much coin, but why not hit the read link and have a laugh at his / her expense?

Donations replace wind-blown cash

MONTAGUE, Mass. (UPI) -- Donations more than replenished the $1,000 an elderly Massachusetts woman lost in a freak shopping cart accident that sent her cash a-blowin' in the wind.

Mary Olive Corbiere, 83, left her purse in a shopping cart in a parking lot in Montague, Mass., Tuesday when a wind gust sent the cart under a passing delivery truck, The Republican in Springfield, Mass., reported. The cart broke free but the retired English teacher's purse didn't and friction from the truck's tires burned and shredded it.

When the purse finally released its contents, the ripped and singed cash flew out along the pavement. Police recovered some of it but most was picked up by passing motorists, the newspaper reported.

When word got out about Corbiere's predicament, donations poured in, police said, including a $1,000 check from a customer at a cafe that took up a collection.

Corbiere, who had taken the money out of the bank for Christmas presents and to pay bills, expressed her gratitude for the donations, saying she would donate the extra money she received to charity.


Copyright 2007 by United Press International

Ungracious Lawyer

A lawyer had successfully handled a difficult law case for a wealthy friend. Following the happy outcome of the case, the friend and client called on the lawyer, expressed his appreciation of his work and handed him a handsome Moroccan leather wallet.

The lawyer looked at the wallet in astonishment and handed it back with a sharp reminder that a wallet could not possible compensate him for his services. "My fee for that work," acidly snapped the attorney, "is five hundred dollars."

The client opened the wallet, removed a one-thousand dollar bill, replaced it with a five-hundred dollar bill and handed it back to the lawyer with a smile.

A Feat of Strength

The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen.

After several minutes, the older worker had had enough. "Why don't you put your money where your mouth is?" he said. "I will bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that building that you won't be able to wheel back."

"You're on, old man," the young guy replied.

The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then he turned to the young man and said, "Alright. Get in."

Restickable Glue Stick Makes Sticky Notes

Courtesy of LifeHacker.Com

Post-It notes don't have to be boring, square, and yellow any more: make your own sticky notes with any size and color paper with the Scotch Restickable Adhesive Glue Stick. Just apply the magic sticky stuff to the back of any piece of paper, and stick and re-stick it anywhere you'd like. Over at the Cool Tools weblog, reader Bill says it helps him GTD:

I use it to make my various Getting Things Done/43 folders items and tasks stay put in my handheld binder. I jot my items and tasks down on variously colored pieces of paper of whatever size I need, rub the magic stickum on them, and they stay put in my binder until I decide to move them around. My inner child is happy because I get to play with stickers and glue; my inner adult is happy because I can continually and easily refine my GTD system.


Sounds like a good stocking stuffer for the crafty person in your life, too. The Restickable Glue Stick costs more than a regular glue stick, about $1.20 a pop (at Amazon at least).

Scotch Restickable Adhesive Glue Stick [Cool Tools]

Learn Linux with Basic Commands

Courtesy of LifeHacker.Com

If you've ever wanted a handy guide of Linux commands, look no further than the One Page Linux Manual. Learn the commands to move files, mount filesystems, change permissions, and print items (among other things) with this short guide that explains each command and describes what it does. Since the guide is about 8 years old, a small handful of the listed commands may not apply to your Linux distribution, but even so, it's a handy reference for the common commands that don't seem to be going anywhere anytime soon.

The One Page Linux Manual (PDF Link)

No Parent Left Behind

These are real notes written by parents in an ALABAMA school district.
Spellings have been left intact.

  1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today. Please execute him.
  2. Please exkuce lisa for being absent she was sick and i had her shot.
  3. Dear school: please ecsc's john being absent on jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33.
  4. Please excuse gloria from jim today. She is administrating.
  5. Please excuse roland from p.e. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
  6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
  7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.
  8. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.
  9. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.
  10. Please excuse ray friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
  11. Please excuse Lesli from being absent yesterday. She had diahre dyrea direathe the shits.
  12. Please excuse tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak.
  13. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
  14. Please excuse jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
  15. I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because i don't know what size she wear.
  16. Please excuse jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it monday. We thought it was sunday.
  17. Sally won't be in school a week from friday. We have to attend her funeral.
  18. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the marines.
  19. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.
  20. Please excuse mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
  21. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.
  22. Please excuse brenda. She has been sick and under the doctor.
  23. Maryann was absent december 11-16, because she had a fever, sorethroat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever an sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.
Now we know why parents are screaming for better education for our kids.

University 'appalled' after students dress up as shooting victims

STATE COLLEGE, Pennsylvania: Photos of two Penn State University students dressed up for Halloween as victims of this spring's Virginia Tech massacre — wearing Virginia Tech shirts covered in bullet holes and fake blood — led to a rebuke from their university this week.

"We're appalled that these individuals would display this level of insensitivity and lack of common decency by dressing up in this manner," the statement said. "The fact that one of the individuals is actually from Virginia makes it even more difficult to understand."

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Friday, December 7, 2007

Honda Commerical

Some pics I found online ... Enjoy!!!







Hippy Hair day ... lol








Start Wars


Walmart does it good


Blacklight Tatoo


He Got BAGGED!!!!!!

Too Super Cool For His Ticket


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50 Cent Busted Doing Coke Backstage

A Croatian news crew barges in on 50 Cent backstage at a concert and catches him and his posse in a private moment...face down on a table doing lines. 50 then tries to salvage the situation by giving the guy an impromptu interview.


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Drunk Redneck Jumps His Suzuki


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Super Heroes Get In Street Fight


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Drunk Table Slide Goes Wrong

Drunk kid decides he wants to to a table slide on the kitchen counter top. It does not go as planned.


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Idiot Gets Electrocuted

Remember to turn off the breaker before messing with wires, kids ....


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Inward Flip Does Not Go Well ... Damn tha shhh gotta hurt!!!!!

If there are any Olympic scouts out there you may want to pay attention to this future all star. His inward flipping skills are impressive.


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Victorias Secret Drinking Game

Brooke Marks has devised a drinking game using the Victorias Secret catalog that is both fun and sexy...just like her. Beer + Boobs = Everyones a winner.


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Pacman Christmas Tree


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Kid Owned By Revolving Door


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Acouple of tracks off Prodigy's new ablum coming out "H.N.I.C. 2"

Check dem out:

My World Is Empty Without You

Superstars

Finest

Still Slaves




Spliff Starr - Fat Man’s Son

WTF!!! 9th Grader Claims To Have Been With Over 80 Men


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Vixens Speak About The Hip Hop Industry & Supahead

Will Smith On 60 Minutes

Rick Ross ft. R.Kelly - Speedin

Wyclef Jean - Fast Car

Chaz Williams On BET’s American Gangster

Tyra B - Givin’ Me a Rush

Thursday, December 6, 2007

WiMAX

WiMAX has hit technology news in a big way. This networking system can blanket a 30-mile radius with broadband access, compared to WiFi's 300-foot range.

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Pot bags found along highway

PLANT CITY, Fla. (UPI) -- Authorities in Florida are looking for the owner of two large garbage bags of marijuana found along an interstate highway.

The plastic bags left in Plant City contained 60 pounds of marijuana plants, worth more than $54,000, the St. Petersburg Times reported Tuesday.

"Anyone missing their bags of marijuana or knows how these bags made their way onto the interstate system is asked to contact the Florida Highway Patrol at 813-631-4020," the Florida Highway Patrol said in a statement.


Copyright 2007 by United Press International

Spaghetti Sauce

Sammy prepared a pasta dish for a dinner party he was giving. In his haste, however, he forgot to refrigerate the spaghetti sauce, and it sat on the counter all day. He was worried about spoilage, but it was too late to cook up another batch. He called the local Poison Control Center and voiced his concern. They advised Sam to boil the sauce again.

That night, the phone rang during dinner, and a guest volunteered to answer it. Sammy's face dropped as the guest called out, "It's the Poison Control Center. They want to know how the spaghetti sauce turned out."

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Big Doe Rehab Cover Shoot Pts. 2 & 3

Channel Live - Hip-Hop Nation!!!!!!

Prodigy - ABC (HNIC Part 2 Video) 18+

Little Johnny

One day little Johnny heard a noise and
peeked into his parents room to check it out.

He opened the door to see his mom bent over
the dresser and dad going at it, behind her.

Johnny's dad saw him and gave him a little wink
as Johnny closed the door.

After business was finished, Dad went to check
on little Johnny. He opened his bedroom door to
find Grandma bent over the dresser and little
Johnny going at it behind her.

Dad yelled, "Johnny, what the hell are you doing?!"

Little Johnny replied, "It's not so funny when it's YOUR mom, is it?!"

RIP Pimp C 10-29-73<-->10-04-07

Jay-Z feat. UGK - Big Pimpin


UGK featuring Outkast-Int'l Players Anthem (I Choose You)


Pimp C ft. Mike Jones & Bun B - Pourin' Up


UGK - The Game Belongs To Me

Beanie Sigel ft Style P - You Aint Ready

R.I.P. Pimp C



Jive Records Statement:

It is with great sadness that Jive Records announces the passing of Chad “Pimp C” Butler, a member of the celebrated rap duo UGK (Underground Kingz). Jive Records’ President and CEO Barry Weiss states: “We mourn the unexpected loss of Chad. He was truly a thoughtful and kind-hearted person. He will be remembered for his talent and profound influence as a pioneer in bringing southern rap to the forefront. He will be missed and our prayers remain with his family and Bun B. I’ve known Chad since he was 18, and we loved him dearly and he was a cherished member of the Jive family.”

Born in Port Arthur, Texas, Butler’s father was a trumpet player who played professionally with Solomon Burke. Outside of his father, the 33-year old rapper’s influences varied, ranging from Bobby Bland, Jimmy McGriff, the 1960’s Motown artists to Run DMC. Butler met his inseparable partner Bernard “Bun B” Freeman in high school where they formed UGK. In 1992, the duo signed to Jive Records and went on release a total of eight albums for the label. They earned their highest achievement earlier this year when their most recent album, UGK (Underground Kingz), debuted in the number one position on the album pop chart. According to the New York Times, UGK “helped inspire a generation of Southern hip-hop stars, from OutKast to Lil Wayne.”

Pimp-C "Knockin doors Down" uncut

Ghostface ft Beanie Sigel & Styles P - The Barrel Brothers

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

BREAKING NEWS: Pimp C Dead In Los Angeles

UGK group member Chad “Pimp C.” Butler was found dead in a hotel room this morning, according to reports. Firefighters responded to a 911 call placed from the Mondrian Hotel on the Sunset Strip in Hollywood, California. The rapper was found dead in his bed in a sixth floor hotel room. Details are still emerging.

For the full story log on: http://allhiphop.com/blogs/news/archive/2007/12/04/18962541.aspx

Good job everyone!!!!!

Thundercats in real life ... lol

Superman & Spiderwoman like u never seen them before .... lmao

Those Damn POP ADS!!!!!!!!

Life at a call center

Five years after the ‘drowning tragedy’, missing man wanders into a London police station

The 'dead' canoeist John Darwin, his wife and the Panama connection

Full Article

Hmmmm. Something's different about you

Police said a Somerset County man fled a traffic stop, went home, shaved his mustache and changed his clothes, and reported the truck he was driving as stolen

Full Article

Bad Case Of Diarrhea


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Flexible Girl Playing Pool


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Tie a Tie in Under 10 Seconds


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Awake with Jessica Alba ... This movie looks good.

Snoop tribute to the late, great Jam Master Jay...

Plies - Runnin My Momma Crazy

What a cute pussy ....

Sunday, December 2, 2007

Threatening Letters

The fellow stormed into the postmaster's office in a fury. "I've been getting threatening letters in the mail for months and I want them stopped."

"Of course," said the postmaster. "Sending threatening letters through the mail is a federal offense. Do you know who's sending them?"

"Yes," shouted the man. "It's those idiots down at the Internal Revenue Service."

More creative ways to deal with telemarketers

  1. Answer the phone. As soon as you realize it is a Telemarketer, set the receiver down, shout or scream, "Oh No!!!" and then hang up.
  2. Tell the Telemarketer you are busy at the moment and ask him/her if he/she will give you his/her HOME phone number so you can call him/her back. When the Telemarketer explains that telemarketers cannot give out their HOME numbers you say "I guess you don't want anyone bothering you at home, right?" The Telemarketer will agree and you say, "Me, either!" Hang up.
  3. Ask them to repeat everything they say, several times.
  4. Tell them it is dinner time, BUT ask if they would please hold. Put them on your speaker phone while you continue to eat at your leisure. Smack your food loudly and continue with your dinner conversation.
  5. Tell the Telemarketer you are on "home incarceration" and ask if they could bring you a pizza.
  6. Ask them to fax the information to you, and make up a number.
  7. Insist that the caller is really your buddy Leon, playing a joke. "Come on Leon, cut it out! Seriously, Leon, how's your mom?"
  8. Tell them you are hard of hearing and that they need to speak up... louder... louder...louder...
  9. Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down.

Friday, November 30, 2007

Deer Dodges Cop Car

A deer jumps out in front of a high speeding cop car and just before impact leaps over the car and runs off unharmed.


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How Much Does It Cost

This guy calls Verizon 56 times and asks two questions regarding how much they charge in overage fees for data rates. Amazing how many representatives answer these questions incorrectly.


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Crayon Physics 2

I thought this thing was cool. Some dude in his spare time is making this freeware game called Crayon Physics that allow the players to create objects that immediately react to the environment.

*** YOU CAN DOWNLOAD CRAYON PHYSICS 1 HERE, THE ONE IN THIS VIDEO ISNT OUT YET, I WILL POST THIS AGAIN, WHEN ITS RELEASED..... FrEiBeRgS2002...***


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Germany Speedbump Commerical

Some guy gets frustrated with kids speeding by his house so he builds a speed bump to surprise them as they race by.


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Angry Jimmy Dean Sausage Customer

This is an actual customer complaint received by Jimmy Dean Sausage toll free consumer feedback line. Some southern guy and his big family is pissed that Jimmy Dean has reduced the size of their sausages.


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Novel ft. Joell Ortiz - Hit Em w/ the Shottie

Kelly Pickler On Game Show


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Egg Nog Puke In Mouth


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Thursday, November 29, 2007

Home for the Hoildays

A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York right before the Holidays and says,"I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing! Forty-five years of misery is enough.

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her."

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this,"

She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "It worked. They're coming for the holidays and paying their own way."

New Ohio Roller Coaster--- INSANITY!!!!!!!!

Last picture says it all...








Nas - Surviving The Times [DVD]

Snoop Dogg - Sensual Seduction [EXCLUSIVE]

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Linkin Park - Bleed It Out

This was a great performance by Linkin Park & Hot Intro with Timbo

Best intro to a song I've seen ... Timberland is a genius at what he does!!!

Pitbull - Go Girl

Havent heard this in a while ... Jay-Z & Linkin Park - Encore/Numb

Dog is bad at playing dead, lol

This dog is trying to play dead but he has one dead giveaway. Can you figure out what it is?

Jay-Z - Blue Magic (American Gangster Tour Live)

Hilary & Obama - Obama (MadTv Umbrella Parody)

Apocalypse: The End of the World

A hair raising simulation of how earth will be destroyed by a huge meteorite or small planet...everything goes, nothing stays!!!!

Black Bugatti Veyron EB 16.4

Black Bugatti Veyron EB 16.4. Video shows exterior, interior, and engine!

Puerto Rican Coquito (Coconut Rum Nog)

I personally love this drink !!! It's a Christmas thing ... Enjoy

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Scarface - Girl You Know (Feat. Trey Songz)

Inside the Rapper’s Studio with Miss Info

December Hip-Hop Releases

December 4, 2007
Saigon - The Greatest Story Never Told
Styles P - Super Gangsta (Extraordinary Gentleman)
Three-Six-Mafia - Da Last 2 Walk
Ghostface Killah - The Big Dough Rehab
GZA - The Product
B.G. - Too Hood To Be Hollywood
Wyclef - The Carnival 2: Memoirs Of An Immigrant

December 11
Bow Wow & Omarion - Face Off
Wu-Tang Clan - The 8 Diagrams
Beanie Sigel - The Solution

December 18, 2007
Lupe Fiasco - Lupe Fiasco’s The Cool
Rick Ross - Trilla
G-Unit - Shoot To Kill

Ghostface - Big Doe Rehab Full Album Preview

This album is gonna be krazy!!!


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Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Could Noah build his ark today?

If Noah had lived in the United States today the story may have gone something like this:

And the Lord spoke to Noah and said, "In one year, I am going to make it rain and cover the whole earth with water until all flesh is destroyed. But I want you to save the righteous people and two of every kind of living thing on earth. Therefore, I am commanding you to build an Ark."

In a flash of lightning, God delivered the specifications for an Ark. In fear and trembling, Noah took the plans and agreed to build the ark. "Remember," said the Lord, "you must complete the Ark and bring everything aboard in one year."

Exactly one year later, fierce storm clouds covered the earth and all the seas of the earth went into a tumult. The Lord saw that Noah was sitting in his front yard weeping. "Noah!" He shouted. "Where is the Ark?"

"Lord, please forgive me," cried Noah. "I did my best, but there were big problems.

"First, I had to get a permit for construction, and your plans did not meet the building codes. I had to hire an engineering firm and redraw the plans. Then I got into a fight with OSHA over whether or not the Ark needed a sprinkler system and approved floatation devices. Then, my neighbor objected, claiming I was violating zoning ordinances by building the Ark in my front yard, so I had to get a variance from the city planning commission.

"Then, I had problems getting enough wood for the Ark, because there was a ban on cutting trees to protect the Spotted Owl. I finally convinced the U.S. Forest Service that I really needed the wood to save the owls. However, the Fish and Wildlife Service won't let me take the 2 owls.

"The carpenters formed a union and went on strike. I had to negotiate a settlement with the National Labor Relations Board before anyone would pick up a saw or hammer. Now, I have 16 carpenters on the Ark, but still no owls.

"When I started rounding up the other animals, an animal rights group sued me. They objected to me taking only two of each kind aboard. This suit is pending.

"Meanwhile, the EPA notified me that I could not complete the Ark without filing an environmental impact statement on your proposed flood. They didn't take very kindly to the idea that they had no jurisdiction over the conduct of the Creator of the Universe.

"Then, the Army Corps of Engineers demanded a map of the proposed flood plain. I sent them a globe.

"Right now, I am trying to resolve a complaint filed with the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission that I am practicing discrimination by not taking atheists aboard.

"The IRS has seized my assets, claiming that I'm building the Ark in preparation to flee the country to avoid paying taxes. I just got a notice from the state that I owe them some kind of user tax and failed to register the Ark as a 'recreational water craft'.

"And finally, the ACLU got the courts to issue an injunction against further construction of the Ark, saying that since God is flooding the earth, it's a religious event, and, therefore unconstitutional.

"I really don't think I can finish the Ark for another five or six years."

Noah waited. The sky began to clear, the sun began to shine, and the seas began to calm. A rainbow arched across the sky.

Noah looked up hopefully. "You mean you're not going to destroy the earth, Lord?"

"No," He said sadly. "I don't have to. The government already has."

Montana Dumb Laws

  • It is a felony for a wife to open her husband's mail.
  • It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.
  • Seven or more Indians are considered a raiding or war party and it is legal to shoot them.
  • In Montana, it is illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to fish alone at all.
  • It is a misdemeanor to show movies that depict acts of felonious crime.
  • In the City of Excelsior Springs: Balls may not be thrown within the city limits.
  • In the City of Helena: No item may be thrown across a street.
  • Also, in the City of Helena: A woman can't dance on a table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two ounces of clothing.
  • While in Salisbury: Pop bottles are not to be thrown on the ground.
  • In the City of Whitehall: It is illegal to operate a vehicle with ice picks attached to the wheels.

Taylor dies after being shot at home

MIAMI -- Pro Bowl safety Sean Taylor died Tuesday after he was shot in his home by an apparent intruder, leaving the Washington Redskins in mourning for a teammate who seemed to have reordered his life since becoming a father.

The 24-year-old player died at Jackson Memorial Hospital, where he had been airlifted after the shooting early Monday, family friend Richard Sharpstein said. Sharpstein said Taylor's father informed him of the death at about 5:30 a.m.

"His father called and said he was with Christ and he cried and thanked me," said Sharpstein, Taylor's former lawyer. "It's a tremendously sad and unnecessary event. He was a wonderful, humble, talented young man, and had a huge life in front of him. Obviously God had other plans."

A string of mourners, including Taylor's father, visited the player's home and embraced outside. Authorities entered the home, but it was unclear what they were doing.

At Redskins Park in Ashburn, Va., fans began a makeshift memorial by laying flowers on a field near the front entrance. Several people paid silent respects at Taylor's parking space, a reward he received as the team's defensive player of the week in a game against Philadelphia in September.

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Florida man robbed twice in same night

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. (UPI) -- A man in Florida likely had the most unlucky night of his life when he was robbed by different people within the span of a few minutes.

The South Florida Times-Union said Paul Gibbs' car was stolen Friday said -- just minutes after an unidentified gunman robbed him of $35 at a gas station.

After Gibbs was robbed, he chased the gunman in his car -- and then got out of the car to chase the robber on foot, but forgot to take his keys with him.

Police told the Times-Union two men took advantage of the situation, making off with Gibbs' car while Gibbs was preoccupied with his foot chase.


Copyright 2007 by United Press International

8 Ways on How to Deal with Telemarketers

  1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.
  2. If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems; my arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died..."
  3. If they say they're John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it is located, how long it has been in business, how many people work there, how they got into this line of work, are they married?, kids?, etc. Continue asking them personal questions or questions about their company for as long as necessary.
  4. Cry out in surprise,"Judy! Is that you? Oh my God! Judy, how have you been?" Hopefully, this will give Judy a few brief moments of terror as she tries to figure out where she could know you from.
  5. Say "No", over and over. Be sure to vary the sound of each one, and keep a rhythmic tempo, even as they are trying to speak. This is most fun if you can do it until they hang up.
  6. If MCI calls trying to get you to sign up for the Family and Friends Plan, reply, in as SINISTER a voice as you can, "I don't have any friends... would you be my friend?"
  7. After the Telemarketer gives their spiel, ask him/her to marry you. When they get all flustered, tell them that you could not just give your credit card number to a complete stranger.
  8. Tell the Telemarketer that you work for the same company, they often can't sell to employees.