This guy is trying to sell some goofy ladder on a Shopping Network. He attempts to demonstrate how safe it is by climbing on the middle of it but it collapses on him pinning him on the ground.
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Saturday, October 13, 2007
Bet You Didnt Know
I thought this was a pretty interesting video on tons of various facts that seem too incredible to believe but I googled most of them and they all turned out to be true.
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It was the stork... Honest
When my granddaughter, Abby was 9-years-old, she was given an assignment by her teacher to write a story on "Where my family came from." The purpose was to understand your genealogy.
I was not aware of her assignment when she asked me at the dining room table one night, "Grandma, where did I come from?" I responded quite nervously because my son and daughter-in-law were out of town and I was stalling until they returned home, "Well, honey, the stork brought you."
"Where did Mom come from then?"
"The stork brought her, too."
"OK, then where did you come from?"
"The stork brought me too, dear."
"Okay, thanks, Grandma."
I did not think anything more about it until two days later when I was cleaning Ann's room and read the first sentence of her paper, "For three generations there have been no natural births in our family."
I was not aware of her assignment when she asked me at the dining room table one night, "Grandma, where did I come from?" I responded quite nervously because my son and daughter-in-law were out of town and I was stalling until they returned home, "Well, honey, the stork brought you."
"Where did Mom come from then?"
"The stork brought her, too."
"OK, then where did you come from?"
"The stork brought me too, dear."
"Okay, thanks, Grandma."
I did not think anything more about it until two days later when I was cleaning Ann's room and read the first sentence of her paper, "For three generations there have been no natural births in our family."
Friday, October 12, 2007
Do you know what day this is?
Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I bet you don't know what day this is."
"Of course I do," he indignantly answered. "How could you think I would forget?" Whereupon he left for the office.
At 10 AM, the doorbell rang, and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a box containing a dozen long stemmed red roses. At 1 PM, a foil wrapped, two pound box of her favorite chocolates arrived. Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress. The woman couldn't wait for her husband to come home.
"First the flowers, then the chocolate and then the dress!" she exclaimed. "I've never had a more wonderful 'Arbor Day' in all my life!"
"Of course I do," he indignantly answered. "How could you think I would forget?" Whereupon he left for the office.
At 10 AM, the doorbell rang, and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a box containing a dozen long stemmed red roses. At 1 PM, a foil wrapped, two pound box of her favorite chocolates arrived. Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress. The woman couldn't wait for her husband to come home.
"First the flowers, then the chocolate and then the dress!" she exclaimed. "I've never had a more wonderful 'Arbor Day' in all my life!"
Thursday, October 11, 2007
Funny Pics
Maybe this was her favorite skirt. Or, maybe shes crying tears of relief that she wore panties today? 
The smiley face is a nice touch. 
You have to love how no one has seen him yet . 
And the news room goes silent... 
Steady sleeper. 
Ever heard of a leash? 
One sign that you're spending too much time at the computer. 
Carolyn felt like she never quite fit in amongst the goth crowd. 
Couldn't they have worded this differently? 
Great follow-up sign. 
Something tells me this kid won't end up at the top of his class. 
Don't show it off if you can't wear it correctly. 
Spray-painting the side of your house does not increase its perceived value.
Yeah, this is safe.
There are just some things you can't un-see...
A True Redneck Story
From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story.
Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Arcadia, Florida. After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing.
After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights.
He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left. At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.
The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all!
Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken.""I doubt it," said the truly proud Redneck."Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Arcadia, Florida. After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing.
After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights.
He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left. At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.
The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all!
Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken.""I doubt it," said the truly proud Redneck."Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
VH1 Hip Hop Honors Performances
Snoop Tribute Part 1
Snoop Tribute Part 2
Tribe Called Quest Part 1
Tribe Called Quest Part 2
Whoodini Tribute
Missy Tribute
New Jack Swing Part 1
New Jack Swing Part 2
Snoop Tribute Part 2
Tribe Called Quest Part 1
Tribe Called Quest Part 2
Whoodini Tribute
Missy Tribute
New Jack Swing Part 1
New Jack Swing Part 2
Monday, October 8, 2007
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Police: Drinking and lawn-mowing don't mix
MARTINSBURG, W.Va. (UPI) -- Authorities in Bunker Hill, W.Va., have arrested a man who allegedly attempted to outrun police on a riding lawnmower while intoxicated.
The Martinsburg (W.Va.) Journal reported Wednesday that 39-year-old Michael Ginevan allegedly ignored a police car that attempted to pull him over this week, only to have an officer chase him down on foot.
Sheriff's Deputy J.H. Jenkins alleged that he was forced to run after Ginevan on Monday after repeatedly being ignored by the allegedly intoxicated lawnmower operator.
After being forcibly removed from his lawnmower, Ginevan admitted he had been drinking but refused to take any sobriety tests, Jenkins alleged.
The deputy added that he found a case of beer strapped to the lawnmower while inspecting the vehicle.
The Journal said Ginevan was arrested and is now facing a year in jail if convicted of obstructing an police officer and driving under the influence.
Copyright 2007 by United Press International
The Martinsburg (W.Va.) Journal reported Wednesday that 39-year-old Michael Ginevan allegedly ignored a police car that attempted to pull him over this week, only to have an officer chase him down on foot.
Sheriff's Deputy J.H. Jenkins alleged that he was forced to run after Ginevan on Monday after repeatedly being ignored by the allegedly intoxicated lawnmower operator.
After being forcibly removed from his lawnmower, Ginevan admitted he had been drinking but refused to take any sobriety tests, Jenkins alleged.
The deputy added that he found a case of beer strapped to the lawnmower while inspecting the vehicle.
The Journal said Ginevan was arrested and is now facing a year in jail if convicted of obstructing an police officer and driving under the influence.
Copyright 2007 by United Press International
Man finds wiggly guests in candy box
BAKERSFIELD, Calif. (UPI) -- Instead of a nutty caramel treat, a California man says he got a cluster of maggot-infested candy.
John Madeiros said he expected a yummy snake when he bought two boxes of peanut caramel clusters at a Bakersfield store, Bakersfield television station KERO reported.
He was just about to take a bite when he saw maggots wiggling over the chocolate-peanut-caramel clusters.
"I grabbed one of them and put it towards my mouth not looking, and when I was ready to put it in I noticed worms crawling on it," he said.
A closer examination of the box revealed spiders and their webs.
He returned the candies to the store, and a full refund and apology.
The retailer said it is pulling the candy from its store shelves nationwide.
An official of Standard Candy, which manufactured the clusters, said the company was investigating as well.
Copyright 2007 by United Press International
John Madeiros said he expected a yummy snake when he bought two boxes of peanut caramel clusters at a Bakersfield store, Bakersfield television station KERO reported.
He was just about to take a bite when he saw maggots wiggling over the chocolate-peanut-caramel clusters.
"I grabbed one of them and put it towards my mouth not looking, and when I was ready to put it in I noticed worms crawling on it," he said.
A closer examination of the box revealed spiders and their webs.
He returned the candies to the store, and a full refund and apology.
The retailer said it is pulling the candy from its store shelves nationwide.
An official of Standard Candy, which manufactured the clusters, said the company was investigating as well.
Copyright 2007 by United Press International
Three Questions
A man walks into a lawyer's office and asks how much the barrister's rates are. The lawyer says fifty dollars for three questions.
The man asks, "Isn't that awfully expensive"
"Yes," the lawyer replies, "what's your third question?"
The man asks, "Isn't that awfully expensive"
"Yes," the lawyer replies, "what's your third question?"
Sunday, October 7, 2007
Judge calls Bay area woman danger to community
PINELLAS COUNTY (Bay News 9) -- Carol Terry has been arrested five times for driving under the influence. As Carol Terry stood before a Pinellas County judge Tuesday, the judge asked the assistant state attorney how many previous DUI convictions Terry had.He noted the 50-year-old had four previous convictions during the past 19 years.
Yet, Terry was still asking the judge to give her a break.
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The Amusement Park Ride From Hell
The ride was set on manual, and they were trying to set a world record for the amount of flips...
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