A deer jumps out in front of a high speeding cop car and just before impact leaps over the car and runs off unharmed.
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Friday, November 30, 2007
How Much Does It Cost
This guy calls Verizon 56 times and asks two questions regarding how much they charge in overage fees for data rates. Amazing how many representatives answer these questions incorrectly.
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Crayon Physics 2
I thought this thing was cool. Some dude in his spare time is making this freeware game called Crayon Physics that allow the players to create objects that immediately react to the environment.
*** YOU CAN DOWNLOAD CRAYON PHYSICS 1 HERE, THE ONE IN THIS VIDEO ISNT OUT YET, I WILL POST THIS AGAIN, WHEN ITS RELEASED..... FrEiBeRgS2002...***
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Germany Speedbump Commerical
Some guy gets frustrated with kids speeding by his house so he builds a speed bump to surprise them as they race by.
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Angry Jimmy Dean Sausage Customer
This is an actual customer complaint received by Jimmy Dean Sausage toll free consumer feedback line. Some southern guy and his big family is pissed that Jimmy Dean has reduced the size of their sausages.
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Thursday, November 29, 2007
Home for the Hoildays
A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York right before the Holidays and says,"I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing! Forty-five years of misery is enough.
"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her."
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this,"
She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "It worked. They're coming for the holidays and paying their own way."
"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her."
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this,"
She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "It worked. They're coming for the holidays and paying their own way."
Wednesday, November 28, 2007
This was a great performance by Linkin Park & Hot Intro with Timbo
Best intro to a song I've seen ... Timberland is a genius at what he does!!!
Dog is bad at playing dead, lol
This dog is trying to play dead but he has one dead giveaway. Can you figure out what it is?
Apocalypse: The End of the World
A hair raising simulation of how earth will be destroyed by a huge meteorite or small planet...everything goes, nothing stays!!!!
Black Bugatti Veyron EB 16.4
Black Bugatti Veyron EB 16.4. Video shows exterior, interior, and engine!
Puerto Rican Coquito (Coconut Rum Nog)
I personally love this drink !!! It's a Christmas thing ... Enjoy
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December Hip-Hop Releases
December 4, 2007
Saigon - The Greatest Story Never Told
Styles P - Super Gangsta (Extraordinary Gentleman)
Three-Six-Mafia - Da Last 2 Walk
Ghostface Killah - The Big Dough Rehab
GZA - The Product
B.G. - Too Hood To Be Hollywood
Wyclef - The Carnival 2: Memoirs Of An Immigrant
December 11
Bow Wow & Omarion - Face Off
Wu-Tang Clan - The 8 Diagrams
Beanie Sigel - The Solution
December 18, 2007
Lupe Fiasco - Lupe Fiasco’s The Cool
Rick Ross - Trilla
G-Unit - Shoot To Kill
Saigon - The Greatest Story Never Told
Styles P - Super Gangsta (Extraordinary Gentleman)
Three-Six-Mafia - Da Last 2 Walk
Ghostface Killah - The Big Dough Rehab
GZA - The Product
B.G. - Too Hood To Be Hollywood
Wyclef - The Carnival 2: Memoirs Of An Immigrant
December 11
Bow Wow & Omarion - Face Off
Wu-Tang Clan - The 8 Diagrams
Beanie Sigel - The Solution
December 18, 2007
Lupe Fiasco - Lupe Fiasco’s The Cool
Rick Ross - Trilla
G-Unit - Shoot To Kill
Ghostface - Big Doe Rehab Full Album Preview
This album is gonna be krazy!!!
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Now playing: Ghostface Killah f/ Meth & Rae - Yolanda's House
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Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Could Noah build his ark today?
If Noah had lived in the United States today the story may have gone something like this:
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said, "In one year, I am going to make it rain and cover the whole earth with water until all flesh is destroyed. But I want you to save the righteous people and two of every kind of living thing on earth. Therefore, I am commanding you to build an Ark."
In a flash of lightning, God delivered the specifications for an Ark. In fear and trembling, Noah took the plans and agreed to build the ark. "Remember," said the Lord, "you must complete the Ark and bring everything aboard in one year."
Exactly one year later, fierce storm clouds covered the earth and all the seas of the earth went into a tumult. The Lord saw that Noah was sitting in his front yard weeping. "Noah!" He shouted. "Where is the Ark?"
"Lord, please forgive me," cried Noah. "I did my best, but there were big problems.
"First, I had to get a permit for construction, and your plans did not meet the building codes. I had to hire an engineering firm and redraw the plans. Then I got into a fight with OSHA over whether or not the Ark needed a sprinkler system and approved floatation devices. Then, my neighbor objected, claiming I was violating zoning ordinances by building the Ark in my front yard, so I had to get a variance from the city planning commission.
"Then, I had problems getting enough wood for the Ark, because there was a ban on cutting trees to protect the Spotted Owl. I finally convinced the U.S. Forest Service that I really needed the wood to save the owls. However, the Fish and Wildlife Service won't let me take the 2 owls.
"The carpenters formed a union and went on strike. I had to negotiate a settlement with the National Labor Relations Board before anyone would pick up a saw or hammer. Now, I have 16 carpenters on the Ark, but still no owls.
"When I started rounding up the other animals, an animal rights group sued me. They objected to me taking only two of each kind aboard. This suit is pending.
"Meanwhile, the EPA notified me that I could not complete the Ark without filing an environmental impact statement on your proposed flood. They didn't take very kindly to the idea that they had no jurisdiction over the conduct of the Creator of the Universe.
"Then, the Army Corps of Engineers demanded a map of the proposed flood plain. I sent them a globe.
"Right now, I am trying to resolve a complaint filed with the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission that I am practicing discrimination by not taking atheists aboard.
"The IRS has seized my assets, claiming that I'm building the Ark in preparation to flee the country to avoid paying taxes. I just got a notice from the state that I owe them some kind of user tax and failed to register the Ark as a 'recreational water craft'.
"And finally, the ACLU got the courts to issue an injunction against further construction of the Ark, saying that since God is flooding the earth, it's a religious event, and, therefore unconstitutional.
"I really don't think I can finish the Ark for another five or six years."
Noah waited. The sky began to clear, the sun began to shine, and the seas began to calm. A rainbow arched across the sky.
Noah looked up hopefully. "You mean you're not going to destroy the earth, Lord?"
"No," He said sadly. "I don't have to. The government already has."
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said, "In one year, I am going to make it rain and cover the whole earth with water until all flesh is destroyed. But I want you to save the righteous people and two of every kind of living thing on earth. Therefore, I am commanding you to build an Ark."
In a flash of lightning, God delivered the specifications for an Ark. In fear and trembling, Noah took the plans and agreed to build the ark. "Remember," said the Lord, "you must complete the Ark and bring everything aboard in one year."
Exactly one year later, fierce storm clouds covered the earth and all the seas of the earth went into a tumult. The Lord saw that Noah was sitting in his front yard weeping. "Noah!" He shouted. "Where is the Ark?"
"Lord, please forgive me," cried Noah. "I did my best, but there were big problems.
"First, I had to get a permit for construction, and your plans did not meet the building codes. I had to hire an engineering firm and redraw the plans. Then I got into a fight with OSHA over whether or not the Ark needed a sprinkler system and approved floatation devices. Then, my neighbor objected, claiming I was violating zoning ordinances by building the Ark in my front yard, so I had to get a variance from the city planning commission.
"Then, I had problems getting enough wood for the Ark, because there was a ban on cutting trees to protect the Spotted Owl. I finally convinced the U.S. Forest Service that I really needed the wood to save the owls. However, the Fish and Wildlife Service won't let me take the 2 owls.
"The carpenters formed a union and went on strike. I had to negotiate a settlement with the National Labor Relations Board before anyone would pick up a saw or hammer. Now, I have 16 carpenters on the Ark, but still no owls.
"When I started rounding up the other animals, an animal rights group sued me. They objected to me taking only two of each kind aboard. This suit is pending.
"Meanwhile, the EPA notified me that I could not complete the Ark without filing an environmental impact statement on your proposed flood. They didn't take very kindly to the idea that they had no jurisdiction over the conduct of the Creator of the Universe.
"Then, the Army Corps of Engineers demanded a map of the proposed flood plain. I sent them a globe.
"Right now, I am trying to resolve a complaint filed with the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission that I am practicing discrimination by not taking atheists aboard.
"The IRS has seized my assets, claiming that I'm building the Ark in preparation to flee the country to avoid paying taxes. I just got a notice from the state that I owe them some kind of user tax and failed to register the Ark as a 'recreational water craft'.
"And finally, the ACLU got the courts to issue an injunction against further construction of the Ark, saying that since God is flooding the earth, it's a religious event, and, therefore unconstitutional.
"I really don't think I can finish the Ark for another five or six years."
Noah waited. The sky began to clear, the sun began to shine, and the seas began to calm. A rainbow arched across the sky.
Noah looked up hopefully. "You mean you're not going to destroy the earth, Lord?"
"No," He said sadly. "I don't have to. The government already has."
Montana Dumb Laws
- It is a felony for a wife to open her husband's mail.
- It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.
- Seven or more Indians are considered a raiding or war party and it is legal to shoot them.
- In Montana, it is illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to fish alone at all.
- It is a misdemeanor to show movies that depict acts of felonious crime.
- In the City of Excelsior Springs: Balls may not be thrown within the city limits.
- In the City of Helena: No item may be thrown across a street.
- Also, in the City of Helena: A woman can't dance on a table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two ounces of clothing.
- While in Salisbury: Pop bottles are not to be thrown on the ground.
- In the City of Whitehall: It is illegal to operate a vehicle with ice picks attached to the wheels.
Taylor dies after being shot at home
MIAMI -- Pro Bowl safety Sean Taylor died Tuesday after he was shot in his home by an apparent intruder, leaving the Washington Redskins in mourning for a teammate who seemed to have reordered his life since becoming a father.The 24-year-old player died at Jackson Memorial Hospital, where he had been airlifted after the shooting early Monday, family friend Richard Sharpstein said. Sharpstein said Taylor's father informed him of the death at about 5:30 a.m.
"His father called and said he was with Christ and he cried and thanked me," said Sharpstein, Taylor's former lawyer. "It's a tremendously sad and unnecessary event. He was a wonderful, humble, talented young man, and had a huge life in front of him. Obviously God had other plans."
A string of mourners, including Taylor's father, visited the player's home and embraced outside. Authorities entered the home, but it was unclear what they were doing.
At Redskins Park in Ashburn, Va., fans began a makeshift memorial by laying flowers on a field near the front entrance. Several people paid silent respects at Taylor's parking space, a reward he received as the team's defensive player of the week in a game against Philadelphia in September.
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Florida man robbed twice in same night
JACKSONVILLE, Fla. (UPI) -- A man in Florida likely had the most unlucky night of his life when he was robbed by different people within the span of a few minutes.The South Florida Times-Union said Paul Gibbs' car was stolen Friday said -- just minutes after an unidentified gunman robbed him of $35 at a gas station.
After Gibbs was robbed, he chased the gunman in his car -- and then got out of the car to chase the robber on foot, but forgot to take his keys with him.
Police told the Times-Union two men took advantage of the situation, making off with Gibbs' car while Gibbs was preoccupied with his foot chase.
Copyright 2007 by United Press International
8 Ways on How to Deal with Telemarketers
- If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.
- If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems; my arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died..."
- If they say they're John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it is located, how long it has been in business, how many people work there, how they got into this line of work, are they married?, kids?, etc. Continue asking them personal questions or questions about their company for as long as necessary.
- Cry out in surprise,"Judy! Is that you? Oh my God! Judy, how have you been?" Hopefully, this will give Judy a few brief moments of terror as she tries to figure out where she could know you from.
- Say "No", over and over. Be sure to vary the sound of each one, and keep a rhythmic tempo, even as they are trying to speak. This is most fun if you can do it until they hang up.
- If MCI calls trying to get you to sign up for the Family and Friends Plan, reply, in as SINISTER a voice as you can, "I don't have any friends... would you be my friend?"
- After the Telemarketer gives their spiel, ask him/her to marry you. When they get all flustered, tell them that you could not just give your credit card number to a complete stranger.
- Tell the Telemarketer that you work for the same company, they often can't sell to employees.
Monday, November 26, 2007
Smoothe da Hustler ft. Trigger tha Gambler - Broken Language
I remember growning up to this right here
35 Years
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes and bows in prayer.
His friend says, "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man."
The man then replies, "Yeah, well we were married 35 years."
His friend says, "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man."
The man then replies, "Yeah, well we were married 35 years."
Trick Does Not Go Well
This guy just lost his ability to breed. Maybe thats a good thing.
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Dumping A Dead Body Prank
These guys in Boston wanted to see how long it would take for the cops to show up if they dumped a fake dead body in a park in broad daylight. What would you do if you saw this happening?
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Train Car Prank
Your in a train car and all of a sudden a girl in a mini skirt walks in and tries to put her bags up top. What do you do? Russian prank shows are awesome. These men are beyond funny. Check out the facial expressions ... lmao
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Heidi Klum Talking About Boobs
This is a preview of a new Victoria Secret ad where Heidi Klum is wearing just a bra and actually is pretty funny talking about her boobs.
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Sunday, November 25, 2007
Disabled scooter rider facing DUI charge
ATLANTA (UPI) -- A disabled Georgia man faces drunken driving charges after police stopped him for driving his motorized scooter on the wrong side of the road.
Bob Pruett's defense apparently is that his motorized scooter is a wheelchair, not a vehicle. He said that if anything, he should have been charged with public drunkenness, WSB-TV in Atlanta reported Wednesday.
Dawson County investigators said Pruett, who has cerebral palsy and has no use of his legs, was on his scooter on the wrong side of the road with a 12-pack of beer in his cart. His blood-alcohol level allegedly registered .125.
Pruett's attorney said wheelchairs weren't intended to be covered under the state's motor vehicle code.
Copyright 2007 by United Press International
Bob Pruett's defense apparently is that his motorized scooter is a wheelchair, not a vehicle. He said that if anything, he should have been charged with public drunkenness, WSB-TV in Atlanta reported Wednesday.
Dawson County investigators said Pruett, who has cerebral palsy and has no use of his legs, was on his scooter on the wrong side of the road with a 12-pack of beer in his cart. His blood-alcohol level allegedly registered .125.
Pruett's attorney said wheelchairs weren't intended to be covered under the state's motor vehicle code.
Copyright 2007 by United Press International
Life Changing Thoughts
- Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.
- If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos..... then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.
- Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.
- Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.
- Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
- Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity
The Old Witness
An old man was a witness in a burglary case. The defense lawyer asked Sam, “Did you see my client commit this burglary?”
“Yes,” said Sam, “I saw him plainly take the goods.”
The lawyer asks Sam again, “Sam, this happened at night. Are you sure you saw my client commit this crime?”
“Yes,” says Sam, “I saw him do it.”
Then the lawyer asks Sam, “Sam, listen, you are 80 years old and your eye sight is probably bad. Just how far can you see at night?”
Sam says, “I can see the moon, how far is that?”
“Yes,” said Sam, “I saw him plainly take the goods.”
The lawyer asks Sam again, “Sam, this happened at night. Are you sure you saw my client commit this crime?”
“Yes,” says Sam, “I saw him do it.”
Then the lawyer asks Sam, “Sam, listen, you are 80 years old and your eye sight is probably bad. Just how far can you see at night?”
Sam says, “I can see the moon, how far is that?”
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