Saturday, March 24, 2007

50 Cent vs The Game (MTV Celebrity Death Match)



Who do you think will win in a real fight?


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Big Wave surfing

Quite A Catch

It's Sure Windy

Turkey Lifts YouTube Ban After 2 Days

ISTANBUL, Turkey (AP) -- Turkey lifted its ban on YouTube Friday, an official for the country's largest telecommunications firm said, two days after a court ordered the Web site blocked because of videos that allegedly insulted the founder of modern Turkey.

Ahter Kutadgu, head of corporate communications for Turk Telekom, told the Anatolia news agency his company had been notified of a court decision to lift the ban.

Kutadgu did not elaborate on the court's reasoning. "As soon as the court decision lifting the ban reached us, we immediately opened YouTube," he said.

The Istanbul court that ordered the site blocked on Wednesday had said it would lift the ban as soon as it ascertained that videos insulting Turkey's founding father, Mustafa Kemal Ataturk, were removed.

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Dude, That's Messed Up

Reasons Why The English Language Is Hard To Learn

  • The bandage was wound around the wound.

  • The farm was used to produce produce.

  • The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

  • We must polish the Polish furniture.

  • He could lead if he would get the lead out.

  • The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

  • Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

  • A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

  • When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

  • I did not object to the object.

  • The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

  • There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

  • They were too close to the door to close it.

  • The buck does funny things when the does are present.

  • A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

  • To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

  • The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

  • After a number of injections my jaw got number.

  • Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

  • I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

  • How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

Parents duke it out at middle school

DAYTON, Ohio (UPI) -- Two parents who visited an Ohio middle school because they thought their children had been in a fight, ended up fighting themselves.

One of the parents bit her opponent in Friday's incident, WEWS-TV Cleveland reported.

The fight took place at Fairview Middle School in Dayton.

Two people suffered minor injuries and police may charge the woman who was accused of biting her adversary, the TV station said.

Copyright 2007 by United Press International

Photoshop OUT OF BOUNDS


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Shooter


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How to create a Smoke Effect in Photshop

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Run Google Talk in Firefox Sidebar



The Google Talk Gadget is clearly more usable than the stand-alone GTalk desktop client or the floating AJAX version in GMail.

Here, each chat session opens up as a tab (like Firefox browser tabs), it can show previews of images or video and the chat client can easily be embedded inside webpages.

There's however a small problem - while we have browser windows in front of us all the time, the same may not hold true for the webpage (like the Google personalized page) where we have embedded the GTalk gadget.

So here's an alternate option - put the Google Talk client in the Firefox sidebar so it always stays in the foreground no matter what website you are on currently.

To add Google Talk to your Firefox sidebar, bookmark the following URL (right-click and choose Bookmark this link)

talkgadget.google.com/talkgadget/client

Now goto Bookmarks menu, navigate to the above bookmark, right click and choose Properties. Tick the checkbox that says Load this bookmark in the sidebar.



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This is just fuking ridicules ....

Toddler found high on coke at pre-school

A toddler was treated by doctors after cocaine was found in her system.

The unidentified girl, who is between 18 and 24 months old, was taken to hospital after workers at her church pre-school noticed the girl acting strangely, in Jacksonville, Florida.

The teachers at Promise Land Pre-School at the First Baptist Church of Mandarin noticed that the girl wouldn't eat her food and was unsteady on her feet, according to a report from the Jacksonville Sheriff's Office.

Both of the toddler's parents tested negative for the drug, and authorities couldn't link the drugs to the church either.

Up to 14 employees at the church were interviewed and screened for drugs, but all the results came back negative, said Rev Steve Newbill. 'They told us we're cleared,' he said.

The girl's parents said that when she went to school, she was fine, but the information from the case will still have to go to detectives that investigate child abuse, said Melissa Bujeda, the sheriff's spokesperson.

Full Story @ Metro.Co.Uk

Friday, March 23, 2007

Brick & Lace - Never Never

Snoop Dogg - Boss' Life (Feat. Nate Dogg)

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (2007)

Customize your Google homepage with themes

Dress up your Google homepage with one of six colorful new themes.

The themes add a cartoonish backdrop to the top of the page and tweak text and border colors to match. What's more, they're dynamic, meaning they change depending on the time of day. Alas, the background below the header remains as stark and white as ever, and you can't make custom changes to any of the themes. Even so, it's good to see Google finally giving the homepage a little window dressing. It's been too drab for too long. — Rick Broida from LifeHacker.com

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Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Cool Mario Lego Stop Motion

This is a really cool Mario stop motion video made out of legos that obviously took a lot of time to create. I especially liked the part where he gets flower power, brought back memories.


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Amazing Violinist


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The Man In The Glass

(Author Unknown)

When you get what you want in your struggle for self
And the world makes you king for a day,
Just go to a mirror and look at yourself
And see what THAT man has to say.

For it isn't your father or mother or wife
Whose judgment upon you must pass,
The fellow whose verdict counts most in your life
Is the one staring back from the glass.

Some people might think you're a straight-shootin' chum
And call you a wonderful guy.
But the man in the glass says you're only a bum
If you can't look him straight in the eye.

He's the fellow to please, never mind all the rest,
For he's with you clear to the end,
And you've passed your most dangerous test
If the guy in the glass is your friend.

You may fool the whole world down the pathway of years
And get pats on the back as you pass,
But your final reward will be heartache and tears
If you've cheated the man in the glass

Einstein :: Super Star Pet

Classic Calvin

FYI: Click the comic strip for full size.

Dogs and Their Tricks

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Multiple Car Theft And A High Speed Pursuit

Crack cocaine makes you do silly stuff, like think reality is a game of GTA...


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Legal Punk'd

Who says lawyers don't have any fun? Watch what happens when a First Day Lawyer is thrown into a fabricated sexual harassment deposition with a tyrant lawyer on the other side. A laugh a minute . . . unless you're that First Day Lawyer . . . .

Extreme Pogo Stick Rider

South Park :: Wheel Of Fortune

The Cork Out The Bottle Trick

Bar Trick. Remove a cork from inside an empty bottle of wine without breaking the bottle. Make a bet with it!!


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Just For Laughs :: Prisoner


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Just For Laughs :: Tyres


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Madrid Woman Falls Down Escalator

A woman pushing a shopping cart down an escalator in Madrid loses control and plows down to the bottom. This video is taken from both the top and bottom angles shot with security cameras.


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Startled


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What Guys Really Think :: New Endings


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Wooden Spoon Prank :: Not The Best Wingman

This is hilarious. These guys went ahead and tried the spoon trick. But the dude in on the trick with the hidden spoon completely screws up the trick and hits the dude on the head when it was his turn.


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Teen allegedly sped to catch school bus

VALPARAISO, Ind. (UPI) -- An Indiana teenager clocked doing 93 mph allegedly was in a hurry to catch his school bus -- to comply with a judge's order in a previous speeding case.

Ryan M. Henry, 18, of Porter Township near Valparaiso, Ind., is to appear before Porter Superior Court Judge Julia Jent April 16 on a reckless driving charge, for allegedly hitting 93 in a 45 mph zone Tuesday, the Gary (Ind.) Post-Tribune said. That's the same judge who had ordered Henry to ride the school bus following a previous speeding violation.

Porter County Sheriff's Patrolman Roger Bowles said Henry told him he had run out to a gas station in his 2001 Ford Mustang to buy an energy drink before his school bus arrived.

Jent, known for her innovative sentencing, said things like this happen when dealing with young people.

"It's going to happen, and you deal with it as it comes along," she said, while noting that Henry is innocent until proven guilty. "I raised four kids. I know what they're going to try."

Copyright 2007 by United Press International

Zero to 200

A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.

"Look!" she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me."

So, for her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.

Services will be at Downing Funeral Home on Monday the 12th. Due to the condition of the body, this will be a closed casket service. Please send your donations to the "Think Before You Say Things To Your Wife Foundation," Dallas, Texas.

Monday, March 19, 2007

Wild Hogs Movie Trailer

Public Access Prank Calls

Comboling

Kid Falls Out Of Car During Stunt

Some kid tries to do a stunt while driving in his car but loses his grip on the door and falls out.


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Girl Dances Right Off The Stage


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Lion Doesnt Like Visitor


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Laptop Battery Hack! You'll Save $$$

Dead laptop battery? Don't buy a new one... Hack the old one! I'll show you how!


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In Your Face Magic:

RJ Cantu levitates objects right in front of your very eyes. This shit is CRAZY! It's a must see!


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DUI suspect alleges unicorn caused crash

BILLINGS, Mont. (UPI) -- A Montana man suspected of causing a car crash while driving drunk allegedly told police that a unicorn was driving his car at the time of the crash.

Deputy County Attorney Ingrid Rosenquist said at Phillip Carston Holliday Jr.'s arraignment in Yellowstone County that the 42-year-old claimed the mythical creature was at the wheel of his truck at the time of the March 7 accident, the Billings (Mont.) Gazette reported.

Holliday allegedly was driving under the influence in Billings when his truck went through a red light, struck another vehicle and then made a U-turn before hitting a utility pole.

Two police officers were on hand at the time to witness the crash.

Holliday has five prior DUI convictions and has amassed 53 traffic violations, the newspaper said. He has been convicted 28 times for driving with a suspended driver's license.

Copyright 2007 by United Press International

Beatboxing Bird


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Robot Chicken - Toys Of Yesterday


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How To Shut The Kids Up In A Second


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Borat And Martha Stewart On The Tonight Show


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Scuba Diving With Dolphins @ Scuba diving with dolphins in Roatan Honduras


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Funny standup act


Soooooo Funny - The funniest videos clips are here

Jackass 2.2


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K.O.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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16 Cars Run On Thier Left Tyres Only


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Ladies Falling All Over


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Sunday, March 18, 2007

Planarity

Author: John Tantalo

Description: Unwind an entangled web so that no lines cross each other.
Instructions: Click and Drag the vertices to move them around and untangle the mess.


The Frog

A frog walks into a bank right at closing time and asks the teller, "Who do I talk to about getting a loan?" The teller shows him to the office of the loans manager, Ms. Patricia Wack.

"I would like a loan for $200.00 to buy a new lily pad," the frog tells her.

"Do you have any collateral?" asks Ms. Wack.

The frog produces a small statuette of the Eiffel Tower with the inscription "Souvenir of Paris" engraved on the base. Unsure whether or not the object is worth the amount of the loan, she summons the bank manager.

The manager inspects the trinket, nods his head, and says, "It's a knick-knack, Patty Wack - give the frog a loan - This old man is going home"

Final Fantasy 3 Remix

Akon :: Don't Matter

The Daily Show :: You Jackin' It?


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YouTube Customer Care: Ear Plugs Required!

Have you ever wondered what it was like to work in the "complaint" department for YouTube?

YouTube has finally created a customer care hotline for you to call when you have technical issues with their free service! Isn't that great? Isn't it? Well? Hello? Hello. Hello!!! Hey!!! IS ANYBODY THERE?!? HELLO?!?!!! HELLO!!!!!!

Proper phone etiquette is required. Kind of. Well. Maybe. Does anyone know what proper phone etiquette is really?

Human Tug Of War


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What Guys Are Really Thinking


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Slalom Skier Nutshot

Hear his nut pop, wow ... ouchhhhhhh!!!!!!!


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Drunk Chick Gets Tazed

Some chick gets arrested for drunk driving and while in the police headquarters starts freaking out. One of the cops tazes her and since she is wasted the jolt knocks her out cold and sends her crashing into the ground.


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Gorilla Prank

A few Zoo visitors get a little too lose to a gorilla for their own comfort.


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Car Launched By Road Block


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Pacxon

Icon's Story (Movie)

Fish Tales