Chuck Norris has a special message about Presidential candidate Mike Huckabee. If he really wants to win, he would made Chuck his Vice President or at least Secretary of Defense. Ron Paul would.
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Friday, November 23, 2007
To Catch A Predator
Tell me the dude in this clip doesnt look just like the guy from the movie Knocked Up. Anyway, pretty funny spoof of To Catch A Predator.
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Crayon Physics
Freeware game called Crayon Physics that allow the players to create objects that immediately react to the environment.
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Crayon Physics - Watch more free videos
Wednesday, November 21, 2007
Judge's Announcement
A judge enters the courtroom, strikes the gavel and says, "Before I begin this trial, I have an announcement to make.
"The lawyer for the defense has paid me $15,000 to swing the case his way. The lawyer for the plaintiff has paid me $10,000 to swing the case her way.
"In order to make this a fair trial, I am returning $5,000 to the defense."
"The lawyer for the defense has paid me $15,000 to swing the case his way. The lawyer for the plaintiff has paid me $10,000 to swing the case her way.
"In order to make this a fair trial, I am returning $5,000 to the defense."
Accused bandit worth $4 million
VANCOUVER, Wash. (UPI) -- Court documents showed the suspect in the so-called Waddling Bandit cases involving 20 bank robberies in Washington and Oregon is worth $4 million.
Police in Vancouver, Wash., arrested Robert Christie, 71, this week on suspicion of robbing the financial institutions over the last two years, Portland, Ore., television station KPTV reported. A U.S. magistrate said Christie's assets make him a flight risk, ordering that he remain jailed until his hearing next month.
Christie's family said it's hard to imagine that he's the bank robber, considering his worth.
The FBI had named the thief the "Waddling Bandit" because of the way he walked, the TV station said.
Copyright 2007 by United Press International
Police in Vancouver, Wash., arrested Robert Christie, 71, this week on suspicion of robbing the financial institutions over the last two years, Portland, Ore., television station KPTV reported. A U.S. magistrate said Christie's assets make him a flight risk, ordering that he remain jailed until his hearing next month.
Christie's family said it's hard to imagine that he's the bank robber, considering his worth.
The FBI had named the thief the "Waddling Bandit" because of the way he walked, the TV station said.
Copyright 2007 by United Press International
Survey: Chicago most caffeinated U.S. city, Tampa in 2nd
NORWALK, Conn. (UPI) -- A recent survey of the most caffeinated cities in the United States found that residents of Chicago indulge in the stimulant the most.
The HealthSaver Caffeinated Cities Survey found that in terms of overall caffeine consumption habits, Chicago edged out Tampa, Fla., for the top spot on the list, a HealthSaver release said Tuesday.
Miami meanwhile nabbed enough respondent votes to take third place on the list, while the top five most caffeinated cities were rounded off with Phoenix in fourth and Atlanta in fifth.
On the flip side of the list, San Francisco and Oakland, Calif., were tagged with the title of least caffeinated city in the United States.
The two neighboring California cities were followed on the least list by Philadelphia, New York and Detroit respectively.
Olympic gold medalist Peggy Fleming said the survey showed how prevalent caffeine has become in the U.S. culture.
"With the advent of rich, high-end coffees, soaring popularity of energy drinks and national fascination with green tea," the HealthSaver spokeswoman said, "our HealthSaver Caffeinated Cities Survey has brewed up some very interesting trends, findings and results."
The HealthSaver Caffeinated Cities Survey found that in terms of overall caffeine consumption habits, Chicago edged out Tampa, Fla., for the top spot on the list, a HealthSaver release said Tuesday.
Miami meanwhile nabbed enough respondent votes to take third place on the list, while the top five most caffeinated cities were rounded off with Phoenix in fourth and Atlanta in fifth.
On the flip side of the list, San Francisco and Oakland, Calif., were tagged with the title of least caffeinated city in the United States.
The two neighboring California cities were followed on the least list by Philadelphia, New York and Detroit respectively.
Olympic gold medalist Peggy Fleming said the survey showed how prevalent caffeine has become in the U.S. culture.
"With the advent of rich, high-end coffees, soaring popularity of energy drinks and national fascination with green tea," the HealthSaver spokeswoman said, "our HealthSaver Caffeinated Cities Survey has brewed up some very interesting trends, findings and results."
Church phone a hotline to sex, not heaven
CLARKTOWN, N.Y. (UPI) -- A homeless man rang up some trouble after he broke into a church to use a phone to call a sex hotline, police in a New York community said.
Clarkstown, N.Y., police said James Macnair may have strained the bounds of charity of the Elim Alliance Church when he used the phone for the less-than-holy conversations -- not once, but twice, New York television station WCBS reported Wednesday.
"He broke into the church in Valley Cottage to use the phone there to call a sex hotline," said Clarkstown Police Sgt. Harry Baumann.
Baumann said Macnair picked the lock and entered the church Friday, and was asked to leave by the church treasurer, who didn't call the police.
On Monday, when the church treasurer stopped by again, she found Macnair again in the church and again on the phone. This time, though she called the police.
"My understanding is he's homeless, he doesn't have a phone," said Baumann. "This is the place that he found a phone."
Copyright 2007 by United Press International
Jay-Z Live in Concert
Jay-Z Live in Concert
MSN Music in Concert present Jay-Z live from New York City
aired on November 20 at 2:00 PM EST/11:00 AM PST
Click here to check out the whole concert
MSN Music in Concert present Jay-Z live from New York City
aired on November 20 at 2:00 PM EST/11:00 AM PST
Click here to check out the whole concert
Chingy - Fly Like Me (Feat. Amerie) Behind The Scenes & the Video
Chingy - Fly Like Me (Feat. Amerie) (Behind The Scenes)
Chingy - Fly Like Me (Feat. Amerie)
Chingy - Fly Like Me (Feat. Amerie)
Tuesday, November 20, 2007
I want to become a lawyer ...
An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. “I want to become a lawyer. How much is it for the express degree you told me about?”
“It's $50,000,” the lawyer said. “But why? You'll be dead soon, why do you want to become a lawyer?”
“That's my business! Get me the course!”
Four days later, the old man got his law degree. His lawyer was at his bedside, making sure his bill would be paid. Suddenly, the old man was racked with fits of coughing and it was clear that this would be the end. Still curious, the lawyer leaned over and said, “Please, before it's too late, tell me why you wanted to get a law degree so badly before you died?”
In a faint whisper, as he breathed his last, the old man said, “One less lawyer..."
“It's $50,000,” the lawyer said. “But why? You'll be dead soon, why do you want to become a lawyer?”
“That's my business! Get me the course!”
Four days later, the old man got his law degree. His lawyer was at his bedside, making sure his bill would be paid. Suddenly, the old man was racked with fits of coughing and it was clear that this would be the end. Still curious, the lawyer leaned over and said, “Please, before it's too late, tell me why you wanted to get a law degree so badly before you died?”
In a faint whisper, as he breathed his last, the old man said, “One less lawyer..."
Monday, November 19, 2007
Heartz Of Men
Home Of The Missing Towerz Mixtape Now available free @ HeartzOfMen.com
Just go to HeartzOfMen.com & go to the audio section for the website & download it.
It was worth it. Peac3 .... FukDatShhh
Just go to HeartzOfMen.com & go to the audio section for the website & download it.
It was worth it. Peac3 .... FukDatShhh
Believe it: Cliff-diving cow hits minivan
WENATCHEE, Wash. (UPI) -- A Michigan couple are happy to be alive after a cow fell from a 200-foot cliff and landed on top of their minivan outside Manson, Wash.Charles Everson Jr., 49, of Westland, Mich., told The Wenatchee (Wash.) World Monday he never saw the incoming animal until it landed squarely on the minivan as he and his wife Linda traveled along Highway 150 last weekend.
"It was just 'bam' -- you just saw something come down and hit the hood," he said of Sunday's accident. "I'm like, 'I don't believe this. I don't believe this. I don't believe this.' "
Chelan County Fire District 5 chief Arnold Baker said the cow, which he estimated at nearly 600 pounds, had been reported missing by a local breeder.
Whatever caused the animal to hurdle off the cliff remains a mystery, but Baker told the World the couple was lucky to escape with only a heavily-damaged vehicle.
"It's funny because it was such a close call," Baker said. "Inches different and the couple in this car would have been killed."
Copyright 2007 by United Press International
Sports Bar Owner Rips Customer's Genitals
BROOKLYN PARK, Minn. (WCCO) ― The owner of a popular Brooklyn Park sports bar is scheduled to appear in Hennepin County District Court this week on charges he assaulted a customer.Brooklyn Park police said the incident happened last June at Blondie's bar. That's when a customer tried to cancel a food order and got into a dispute with the owner and bar staff. Police said the man had stopped there for a bite to eat between jobs.
"It is not like he was drunk and disorderly. There was a dispute over the time it was going to take for his food. But he decided he didn't want to pay for it and for that he ends up with these types of serious injuries," said acting Brooklyn Park Police Chief Greg Roehl.
Investigators say the owner, Thor Gunderson, even tried to stop the man from calling 911 for help. When police got to the bar, they say they found the customer bleeding and on the ground, restrained by Gunderson and a bouncer.
"At the hospital they determined he had an injury which was to his scrotum and that one of his testicles was actually torn loose," said Roehl.
The incident, and a visit to top police officials from community leader Spike Moss, prompted an investigation which ultimately led to charges against Gunderson and a bouncer.
"This is a serious incident that happened here," said Roehl.
WCCO-TV obtained documents from Brooklyn Park police which confirmed problems aren't unusual at Blondie's. In fact, Roehl noted the bar has the highest number of police calls of any liquor establishment in the city. The reports show 242 police calls so far this year.
WCCO-TV also obtained police squad video of some of the incidents. One video showed a heated confrontation between Gunderson and officers last spring.
Gunderson repeatedly swears, challenging the officers over how they handled the incident.
In another incident, officers report Gunderson "was out of control, flexing his muscles ... yelling and screaming at the officers and suspect."
"Just because you own an establishment doesn't give you carte blanche to do whatever you want to control your customers," said Roehl.
Police also report accusations that Blondie's sometimes mistreats black customers. WCCO-TV checked a years worth of calls to the bar and found some customers said they felt they had been victims of discrimination.
Gunderson declined to comment for this report. His attorney said he will try his case in court, not in the media.
Gunderson's lawyer, Dave Roston, indicated he will have witnesses who give a different version of the bar assault incident than the ones cited to support the felony assault charges.
The trial is scheduled to start Monday morning. Because of the short holiday week, it is expected to be continued to a later date.
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