A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.
"I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum."
The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes the client asks in garbled speech.
"And what if I swallow it?"
"No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does."
Saturday, June 23, 2007
Same cop, same driver, 2 DUIs
MISSOULA, Mont. (UPI) -- A Montana man charged twice in one day by the same police officer with drunken driving added to his troubles by showing up drunk for a court appearance.
Adam Lundgren of Missoula was released to a sober friend after his first arrest Monday, The Missoulian reported. Lundgren, police said, jumped out of his friend's car and went to a bar.
At about 10 p.m., as he was trying to drive home, Lundgren struck the railings on a bridge and took off on foot. Bystanders grabbed him and held him until a police officer arrived -- Cody Lanier, who had already given him one DUI citation.
Lundgren posted $700 bond early Tuesday and went home -- but a municipal judge ordered him back to jail when he allegedly showed up under the influence for his afternoon arraignment.
Copyright 2007 by United Press International
Adam Lundgren of Missoula was released to a sober friend after his first arrest Monday, The Missoulian reported. Lundgren, police said, jumped out of his friend's car and went to a bar.
At about 10 p.m., as he was trying to drive home, Lundgren struck the railings on a bridge and took off on foot. Bystanders grabbed him and held him until a police officer arrived -- Cody Lanier, who had already given him one DUI citation.
Lundgren posted $700 bond early Tuesday and went home -- but a municipal judge ordered him back to jail when he allegedly showed up under the influence for his afternoon arraignment.
Copyright 2007 by United Press International
For the Man with Everything....
This Holden Monaro GTS is a classic car that's been sacrificed for the greater good: the burning of animal flesh (and some corn).
Our buddies at Jalopnik received some shots of this VBQ from its Australian home. The product is DIY work for the time being, but anyone who starts a business of quasi-mass production will get a nice plug from yours truly.
We love this idea of supporting recycling, filling our bellies and pissing off our wives—all in one glorious CarBQ.
Japanese News Accident
On Japanese Fuji TV a girl volunteers to try out a new emergency building escape device which is supposed to slowly repel you down to safety. Unfortunately the demonstration does not go well, I dont think theyre gonna sell many of these.
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Japanese News Accident - Watch more free videos
The Kiss of Death
Watch this dudes reaction after getting married and kissing his bride.
The Kiss of Death - Watch more free videos
The Kiss of Death - Watch more free videos
Kid Pranks Pedophile Over MSN
This kid poses as a 16 year old girl and messes with a 32 year old guy on MSN. Hey perverts, why dont you just keep it 18+ so you can avoid having your face plastered all over TV and the internet?
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Kid Pranks Pedophile Over MSN - Watch more free videos
Friday, June 22, 2007
Bradenton police accuse three of giving alcohol to baby
Three Manatee County residents face charges of child abuse and child neglect for allegedly giving alcohol to a 10-month-old boy.
Bradenton police say they have tape of the trio giving the baby alcohol. Police said another family member found the DVD of the drunken baby and turned it in out of concern for the child's welfare.
The 16-year-old mother is accused of holding the camera as her son repeatedly sips on gin and juice. Police haven't released the video.
Police say Heather Moore and John Bell, the baby's aunt and uncle, took part in the incident.
"This is a 10-month-old child," said Bradenton Police Department Maj. Bill Tokajer. "So there is no reason for it. There's no excuse that anybody can come up with. That is true neglect of your child to endanger the health of your child by giving him alcohol at such a young age. The damage is unknown what it can do to the liver at that age."
The baby is in police custody.
Bradenton police say they have tape of the trio giving the baby alcohol. Police said another family member found the DVD of the drunken baby and turned it in out of concern for the child's welfare.
The 16-year-old mother is accused of holding the camera as her son repeatedly sips on gin and juice. Police haven't released the video.
Police say Heather Moore and John Bell, the baby's aunt and uncle, took part in the incident.
"This is a 10-month-old child," said Bradenton Police Department Maj. Bill Tokajer. "So there is no reason for it. There's no excuse that anybody can come up with. That is true neglect of your child to endanger the health of your child by giving him alcohol at such a young age. The damage is unknown what it can do to the liver at that age."
The baby is in police custody.
Thursday, June 21, 2007
Wednesday, June 20, 2007
Lock Bumping In The News
Locksmith talks about bump keys on a TV segment aired in San Francisco on February 12th, 2007.
Lock Bumping In The News - San Francisco #3 - The best home videos are here
Lock Bumping In The News - San Francisco #3 - The best home videos are here
Tuesday, June 19, 2007
Monday, June 18, 2007
Life of the Redneck
Redneck Harley
Redneck Bass Boat
Redneck Grill
Redneck Horseshoes
Redneck Lawnmower
Redneck Weather Station
Redneck Pet Carrier
Redneck Gingerbread House
Redneck Wedding Reception
Redneck Cat
Redneck Guest Bedrooms
Redneck Palm Pilot
Redneck Powerball Winner
The above Powerball Winner on Vacation
The winner of "It's Not my Job" Award for 2007
And last but not least??? ...the Redneck Yacht
Redneck Bass Boat
Redneck Grill
Redneck Horseshoes
Redneck Lawnmower
Redneck Weather Station
Redneck Pet Carrier
Redneck Gingerbread House
Redneck Wedding Reception
Redneck Cat
Redneck Guest Bedrooms
Redneck Palm Pilot
Redneck Powerball Winner
The above Powerball Winner on Vacation
The winner of "It's Not my Job" Award for 2007
And last but not least??? ...the Redneck Yacht
Sunday, June 17, 2007
How to conquer those damn itchy mosquito bite!!!!
Summer is here & you know those bastard are here too. So here it is, TipNut.com has come up with over forty options to scratching the living daylights out of your kneecap, and they include:
* Vinegar applied directly to the bite
* Toothpaste
* Aspirin: crush then add a few drops of water
Over 40 Mosquito Bite Itch Relief Tips [TipNut.com]
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