Saturday, October 20, 2007

Thieves steal $200,000 in beef

Zephyrhills, Florida – A trucking company in Pasco County isn’t sure it can recover after vandals stole a truck and 48-foot trailer loaded with 40,000 pounds of beef. Together, the truck and trailer are worth about $20,000. The meat is valued at $206,000.

The Early Green Transport driver picked up the load at Cargill in Kansas and was en route to stops in Orlando, Miami and West Palm Beach.

But he decided to stop at a truck yard in Zephyrhills, and against company policy, left the loaded truck there overnight.

By the time a co-worker arrived the following morning, the trailer had been loaded onto another truck and carted off.

Don Armstrong, the owner of the trucking company, says the load is covered by his insurance, but he still won’t see any money for the hours his driver spent trying to delivering the load.

For the owners of the truck and trailer, it’s a total loss. They don’t have insurance.

If you have any information about the theft, you’re asked to contact the Pasco County Sheriff’s Office.

Free Beer For Life

WELLINGTON, New Zealand (AP) — A New Zealand brewer is hoping for the safe return of a stolen laptop.

The computer turns out to contain all of Croucher Brewing Company's financial information, plus its business contacts and the designs for its new beer labels.

The company is offering as a reward, free beer for life. Actually, a dozen bottles of beer a month, for life.

Co-owner Paul Croucher says the offer hasn't produced the computer, but it has prompted calls from lots of people who say they're looking for it.

He blames the theft on a flimsy lock and “opportunistic kids.”

Friday, October 19, 2007

Absolutely Hilarious Bathroom Mirror Prank

This prank is absolutely hilarious. Replace the mirror in a bathroom with a window pane, place a set of identical twins in identical rooms opposite each other and proceed to prank everyone who walks in. They've all become a vampires!


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Passed Out Dude Gets Owned

This guy is sick of his roommate Butch passing out and puking in the bathroom so he taught him a little lesson he wont soon forget...


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Dumb Woman Cleans Automatic Doors

Some brilliant woman is having a damn hard time cleaning the automatic doors of a market. Wow!


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Thursday, October 18, 2007

Funny Pic

Yard Work

The homeowner got into his old work clothes one Saturday morning and set about all the chores his wife had been urging him to do all week. He cleaned the garage, pruned the hedge, and was halfway through mowing the lawn when a woman pulled up in the driveway and called out her window, "Say, what do you get for yard work?"

The fellow thought for a moment, then answered, "The lady who lives here lets me sleep with her."

Consider these facts:

A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles a year.

Another study found the average American drinks, 22 gallons of beer a year. That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon. Kind Of Makes You Proud To Be American.

Sunday, October 14, 2007

Frustrated Comcast Subscriber Takes Hammer to Local Office

A 75-year-old Bristow, Va. woman has paid $345 as compensation for damages and is serving three months of probation, the result of her hammer attack on equipment in a Manassas, Va. Comcast Corp. office in August.

The consumer, Mona Shaw, said she took a hammer to the phone handsets and shoved a computer monitor off the counter after she failed to get a response by the company to her lack of phone service.

“I couldn’t think of another way to get their attention. I really couldn’t,” she said in an interview.

But Jeff Alexander, vice president, corporate communications for Comcast’s Eastern Division said there were appropriate alternatives to Shaw's attack. He labled her actions “dangerous and represhensible,” adding that luck saved the lobby employees from injury. Comcast takes good customer service, and the safety of its employees, seriously, he said.

Shaw, a retired nurse, has a heart condition and was stressed and angered after what she said was a botched upgrade to a triple-play bundle. The subscriber said everything went wrong before she packed a hammer in her purse and went in person to the local office: the installer didn't come on the appointed day, Aug. 13, but two days later; the installation left them with incoming calls only; an attempt to remedy that left them with no service at all; an in-person visit to the Manassas office resulted in a two-hour wait, only to be told the supervisor she was waiting to see had gone home.

When a complaint to the Virginia state Corporations Commission did not elicit a response from Comcast, she packed her hardware, she said. She marched past a waiting line, started hitting things with her hammer and asked repeatedly, “Have I got your attention now?” The incident ended with Shaw’s arrest; she’s now barred from entering the local cable office.

That’s fine, she said. She has DirecTV now, and she’s returned to Verizon for phone service and has added digital-subscriber line service, she said. But some part of Comcast still thinks she's a customer: before a reporter's call on Oct. 10, she got a voice mail message thanking her for being a customer and advising her they planned to come to her place Oct. 11 "as part of her service contract,” she said, chuckling.