Saturday, April 28, 2007
Thursday, April 26, 2007
REMEMBER WHEN YOUR MOTHER ...
REMEMBER WHEN YOUR MOTHER TOLD YOU NEVER TO TAKE CANDY FROM A STRANGER....
...THIS IS WHO SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT!!!!!
...THIS IS WHO SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT!!!!!
Wednesday, April 25, 2007
Tuesday, April 24, 2007
Linkin Park :: What I've Done
Remember:
"Minutes to Midnight" by Linkin Park comes out on May 15, 2007 everywhere music is sold.
Curtain Rods
She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candle-light, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of spring-water. When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of the curtain rods.
She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything; cleaning, mopping and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steam cleaned. Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting. Nothing worked.
People stopped coming over to visit. Repairmen refused to work in the house.The maid quit. Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move. A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house. Word got out and eventually even the local realtors refused to return their calls. Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.
The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and said that she missed her old home terribly and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back. Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that day.
She agreed and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork. A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home.........
And to spite the ex-wife, they even took the the curtain rods!!!!!!
She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything; cleaning, mopping and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steam cleaned. Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting. Nothing worked.
People stopped coming over to visit. Repairmen refused to work in the house.The maid quit. Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move. A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house. Word got out and eventually even the local realtors refused to return their calls. Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.
The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and said that she missed her old home terribly and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back. Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that day.
She agreed and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork. A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home.........
And to spite the ex-wife, they even took the the curtain rods!!!!!!
Sunday, April 22, 2007
Cat Refuses To Exercise
This cat is so lazy he would rather let his face drag on a running treadmill than actually stand up and walk.
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Cat Refuses To Exercise - Click Here for more great videos and pictures!
Love Connection :: Worst Name Ever
A guy on the Love Connection has the worst name ever. If ever there was a guy who needed to change his last name it would be this guy. And you wonder why he has trouble dating.
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Love Connection: Worst Name Ever - Click Here for more great videos and pictures!
Amazing Recovery
In this motorcycle race, one driver gets into trouble around a turn and pulls off an amazing recovery from what would be a nasty crash.
Panasonic "HD-TV" Commercial
These two blokes just want to check out the quality on their new plasma television. Unfortunately, the view is a little too real to handle.
Cleared in court, man tries to rip off judge
PYATIGORSK, Russia (UPI) -- A Russian man faces up to four years in prison for allegedly stealing a cell phone at a courthouse where he had just beaten a charge of stealing a cell phone.
Alexander Kishko was at the Pyatigorsk City Court last Tuesday, where he faced a charge of trying to steal a cell phone from a woman at a health clinic. But after leaving the court room in the clear, Kishko snuck into a judge's office and tried to steal another cell phone, the Moscow Times reported.
Russian authorities say thousands of crimes in recent years have involved the theft of cell phones.
Copyright 2007 by United Press International
Alexander Kishko was at the Pyatigorsk City Court last Tuesday, where he faced a charge of trying to steal a cell phone from a woman at a health clinic. But after leaving the court room in the clear, Kishko snuck into a judge's office and tried to steal another cell phone, the Moscow Times reported.
Russian authorities say thousands of crimes in recent years have involved the theft of cell phones.
Copyright 2007 by United Press International
Students plant signs in dog piles
MALMO, Sweden (UPI) -- Preschoolers in Malmo, Sweden, have begun a neighborhood protest against dog poop.
The young protesters made a batch of very small signs, and then took to the streets and planted one in each pile of dog poop they encountered, The Local reported.
The signs say things such as "Pick up after yourself" and "An old woman could slip on a piece of dog poo and break her leg," the newspaper reported.
The students were inspired by one of their teachers, Ann-Sofie Johnsson, who said she nearly fell after stepping in a pile of poop recently.
Copyright 2007 by United Press International
The young protesters made a batch of very small signs, and then took to the streets and planted one in each pile of dog poop they encountered, The Local reported.
The signs say things such as "Pick up after yourself" and "An old woman could slip on a piece of dog poo and break her leg," the newspaper reported.
The students were inspired by one of their teachers, Ann-Sofie Johnsson, who said she nearly fell after stepping in a pile of poop recently.
Copyright 2007 by United Press International
Do you really know your theology?
There are 3 men in history to walk on water:
The 1st one was Christ...
The 2nd one was the apostle, Peter...
Then there was this guy, Jose...
The 1st one was Christ...
The 2nd one was the apostle, Peter...
Then there was this guy, Jose...
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