Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Daughter's Birthday

One day a father gets off of work and on his way home
He remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
He pulls over to a toy store and asks the salesperson,
"How much is the Barbie in the display window?"
The salesperson answers, "Which one? We have:

Work out Barbie for $19.95
Shopping Barbie for $19.95
Beach Barbie for $19.95
Disco Barbie for $19.95
Divorced Barbie for $265.95

The amazed father asks: "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie
$265.95 and the others only $19..95?"

The salesperson annoyingly answers:
"Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with:
Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture,
Ken's Computer and...One of Ken's Friends."

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