Thursday, August 23, 2007

Funny Headlines

  • Include Your Children When Baking Cookies

  • Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says

  • Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers

  • Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted

  • Drunk Gets Nine Months In Violin Case

  • Survivor Of Siamese Twins Joins Parents

  • Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

  • Prostitutes Appeal To Pope

  • Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

  • British Left Waffles On Falkland Islands

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