Sunday, December 10, 2006

Redneck Flat Screen TV

Complying with true Redneck form, this smart gentleman decides that "those fancy plasma screens are for sissies". So what does one do when one wants to have a flat screen tv, without paying the outrageous costs?

Step 1: Hit the bargain bin for the largest TV screen you can find. Bulk is no consideration, as it will not come in to play at all for this project.

Step 2: Cut large gaping hole in your wall.

Step 3: Insert large tv in hole. Finish off jagged edges of drywall. Sit down on the ratty couch. Have wife bring you a cheap beer and turn on tv. Enjoy.



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